Classic Cooley

[47YAC]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Because he deposited a check in the drive through lane? What do you do for fun? Play monopoly?

No, dummy. Because you don't live in Loudoun County so you can't understand Cooley. When he makes his fiancee call Vocelli's to order a pizza you can hear him yelling at Christy to hurry up and in the background all you hear is party. Chris Cooley is the YAC his thighs are an alternative fuel source. rarrararararrrarr. I saw him in Pville once and he had a truck filled with mulch and I told him he was awesome and he said thank you then his truck hopped on his thighs and he rode off to bang cheerleaders. rararrarararrar.