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You know you're a redneck when...
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: DC Metro Area
Age: 47
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...
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Living Legend
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
Age: 61
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...
Back in the mid 80's I played in a country band. We had this job to play at this wedding and let me tell you these families were about as redneck as they come. The wedding was in NC and in the middle of no where. Well the wedding and reception went fine and the bride and groom left in some big 4x4 and thats when things went bad. These two women started pushing each other and before you knew it a fight broke out and the two families started fighting. It was a trip watching guys go at each other and even grandmothers where fighting with each other. We just stood on the stage pushing people away from our equipment. Finally the cops came and arrested several people but they snaged the guy who had our money. I thoought for a minute the cop was going to throw me in jail as I tried to talk to him about getting our money and finally he let the guy go so he could pay us. I talked to another cop and he said these families hate each other and he was surprised they made it through the wedding before trouble broke out. HE also said they had a freind at the wedding who was watching for trouble and they had extra cops on hand to respond.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Manassas
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...
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Awesome. The one great things about rednecks is they let you know how they feel. There is no "hanging on in quiet desperation".
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Living Legend
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
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I played in several bands in the mid 80's to 90's and met some of the best people in these dive places we would play. We played country before country was cool and more main stream.
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Wait, country is cool?
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...
Speaking of necks I just love this pic, give it a caption
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: lancaster,pa
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...
i love to help, but im kind of busy right now
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...
Bessie?? Yeah, it's Earl. Can ya pick up some toilet paper while you're at the Dollar General?
This thread reminds me of that Jeff Foxworthy "You know you're a redneck when..." skit. My favorite- you know you're a redneck when you mow your lawn and find a car.
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 42
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Playmaker
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Three Chopt Virginia
Age: 47
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...
Does thinking about sleeping with your cousin make you a redneck, or do you actually have to go through with it?
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Second Star On The Right
Age: 62
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...
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I mean, if my cousin looked like Megan Fox, the appropriate question might be "are you a homosexual if you haven't thought about it." Regardless of the hotness factor, and IMHO, however, if the thought is not promptly dismissed, you may be a redneck...
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The Starter
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Warrenton, Virginia
Age: 45
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...
i would sleep with her, and see if you had an overwhelming desire to count your teeth, or binge drink budweiser.
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Three Chopt Virginia
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Contains football related knowledge
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Second Star On The Right
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...
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Sometimes I am too too clever.
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