Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly

[Defensewins]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Since April 9, there have been major floods in Tennessee, the Oompa Loompas have signed a peace treaty with the Munchkins, Gordon Brown has resigned, DynamiteRave dumped 12thMan (he'll tell you it was mutual), and Holy Cross named Morocco Brown's brother their men's basketball head coach

These are all things that happened....or are rumored to have happened

.....there are also underlying "facts" that they are reporting. Take, for example, the Oompa Lumpas, JLC reported that an unamed source who is a close friend of someone that banged Willie Wonka's ex girlfriend, says the Oompa Lumpas would like to work for Hershey. That must mean only one thing...they no longer want to be with Willy and they hate him. It can only mean that. What would the unnamed source gain by submitting false information to a member of the media?

[53Fan]

Originally Posted by Defensewins

.....there are also underlying "facts" that they are reporting. Take, for example, the Oompa Lumpas, JLC reported that an unamed source who is a close friend of someone that banged Willie Wonka's ex girlfriend, says the Oompa Lumpas would like to work for Hershey. That must mean only one thing...they no longer want to be with Willy and they hate him. It can only mean that. What would the unnamed source gain by submitting false information to a member of the media?

See this is the kind of irresponsible journalism I'm talking about. Willie Wonka is gay and everyone knows it! What ex-girlfriend?

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by Defensewins

.....there are also underlying "facts" that they are reporting. Take, for example, the Oompa Lumpas, JLC reported that an unamed source who is a close friend of someone that banged Willie Wonka's ex girlfriend, says the Oompa Lumpas would like to work for Hershey. That must mean only one thing...they no longer want to be with Willy and they hate him. It can only mean that. What would the unnamed source gain by submitting false information to a member of the media?

Damn 12th! I can see why D-Rave dumped you now. How you gonna creep on her like that?