Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly

SmootSmack · 05-12-2010, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Defensewins

.....there are also underlying "facts" that they are reporting. Take, for example, the Oompa Lumpas, JLC reported that an unamed source who is a close friend of someone that banged Willie Wonka's ex girlfriend, says the Oompa Lumpas would like to work for Hershey. That must mean only one thing...they no longer want to be with Willy and they hate him. It can only mean that. What would the unnamed source gain by submitting false information to a member of the media?

Damn 12th! I can see why D-Rave dumped you now. How you gonna creep on her like that?

53Fan · 05-12-2010, 04:58 PM

Damn!

SmootSmack · 05-12-2010, 05:03 PM

Credskins Oompa link just made this thread worthwhile again

SBXVII · 05-12-2010, 05:03 PM

Uh oh, here's a malcontent. Uh oh media pundits. Go jump on this story. Uh oh this suck ass team has a malcontent. He wants to be traded. He's a selfish bastard. He must be lazy. The team should get rid of his arse for not being a team players. Come on media pundits you were on AH like white on rice.... better jump on this story. No one saw this coming. ....

Patrick Crayton will be at mandatory practice | ProFootballTalk.com

CRedskinsRule · 05-12-2010, 05:45 PM

Apparently not all rumors are true, the war is still hot:

Oz_News

#Bottomlineis #OompaLoompa is on the verge of #extinction 12:48 AM May 11th via txt

[real tweet search #OompaLoompa]

CRedskinsRule · 05-12-2010, 05:46 PM

WillyWonkaGotGold

I don't like the looks of it. #oompaloompa about 17 hours ago via txt

CRedskinsRule · 05-12-2010, 05:48 PM

sounds like a third party may be entering the fray

EwokNews

why can't i just find a reallife oompa loompa? i want one so bad. i've got 3 munchkins- just need to complete my collection!damn u WillyWonka

half a minute ago via web

SmootSmack · 05-12-2010, 06:14 PM

@RockC_Trey1

Working out with Oompas today! Could be one by midnight!

SBXVII · 05-12-2010, 06:32 PM

Don't the oompa loompa's look abused? physically and sexually? lol

http://www.belch.com/img/cosoompa.jpg

Clearly the munchins are not gay I mean they were all over Dorothy

http://i553.photobucket.com/albums/j...nchkinland.jpg

CRedskinsRule · 05-12-2010, 06:46 PM

The final battle:

GusFrerotte · 05-12-2010, 06:52 PM

Oompa Loompas vs the Munchkins would make a great pay per view!!!!!!

SBXVII · 05-12-2010, 07:00 PM

Oompa Loompas have cool pants though. Where else do you see pants with points on the sides? Well besides Germany in WW2 and old horse riding pants?

Defensewins · 05-13-2010, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SBXVII

Oompa Loompas have cool pants though. Where else do you see pants with points on the sides? Well besides Germany in WW2 and old horse riding pants?

JLC is reporting that the Oompa Loomps will wear their throw back yellow pants at some point. Rumor or fact?

CRedskinsRule · 05-12-2010, 07:12 PM

JaredLameCanthearya

AH in the Battle for LoompaLand today. Reportedly he ate 3 - 4 OompaLoompas, sources close to him say he hates those 3'-4" people.

CRedskinsRule · 05-12-2010, 07:13 PM

JaredLameCanthearya

Munchkins responded by quickly posting 4'-3" measuring sticks on all scarecrow posts

05-12-2010, 04:58 PM	#2
53Fan Franchise Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Kill Devil Hills, N.C. Posts: 7,570	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly Damn! __________________ Defense wins championships. Bring it!

05-12-2010, 05:03 PM	#3
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly Credskins Oompa link just made this thread worthwhile again __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

05-12-2010, 05:03 PM	#4
SBXVII Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,766	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly Uh oh, here's a malcontent. Uh oh media pundits. Go jump on this story. Uh oh this suck ass team has a malcontent. He wants to be traded. He's a selfish bastard. He must be lazy. The team should get rid of his arse for not being a team players. Come on media pundits you were on AH like white on rice.... better jump on this story. No one saw this coming. .... Patrick Crayton will be at mandatory practice \| ProFootballTalk.com

05-12-2010, 05:45 PM	#5
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 58 Posts: 21,695	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly Apparently not all rumors are true, the war is still hot: Oz_News #Bottomlineis #OompaLoompa is on the verge of #extinction 12:48 AM May 11th via txt [real tweet search #OompaLoompa]

05-12-2010, 05:46 PM	#6
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 58 Posts: 21,695	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly WillyWonkaGotGold I don't like the looks of it. #oompaloompa about 17 hours ago via txt

05-12-2010, 05:48 PM	#7
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 58 Posts: 21,695	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly sounds like a third party may be entering the fray EwokNews why can't i just find a reallife oompa loompa? i want one so bad. i've got 3 munchkins- just need to complete my collection!damn u WillyWonka half a minute ago via web

05-12-2010, 06:14 PM	#8
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly @RockC_Trey1 Working out with Oompas today! Could be one by midnight! __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

05-12-2010, 06:32 PM	#9
SBXVII Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,766	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly Don't the oompa loompa's look abused? physically and sexually? lol http://www.belch.com/img/cosoompa.jpg Clearly the munchins are not gay I mean they were all over Dorothy http://i553.photobucket.com/albums/j...nchkinland.jpg

05-12-2010, 06:46 PM	#10
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 58 Posts: 21,695	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly The final battle:

05-12-2010, 06:52 PM	#11
GusFrerotte Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Detroit area Posts: 4,153	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly Oompa Loompas vs the Munchkins would make a great pay per view!!!!!!

05-12-2010, 07:00 PM	#12
SBXVII Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,766	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly Oompa Loompas have cool pants though. Where else do you see pants with points on the sides? Well besides Germany in WW2 and old horse riding pants?

05-12-2010, 07:12 PM	#14
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 58 Posts: 21,695	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly JaredLameCanthearya AH in the Battle for LoompaLand today. Reportedly he ate 3 - 4 OompaLoompas, sources close to him say he hates those 3'-4" people.

05-12-2010, 07:13 PM	#15
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 58 Posts: 21,695	Re: Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly JaredLameCanthearya Munchkins responded by quickly posting 4'-3" measuring sticks on all scarecrow posts

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