Picking up chicks at the gym.

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.

Same here. We have a gym in the building where I work, and most of the chicks have on iPods or they're plugged into the treadmill headphone thingy.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by hesscl34

Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.

Is that how you pick up chicks?

[Hog1]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym

Actually, I have a Chia pet exactly like this.

Best, gym Pick up line........Hmmm
"Hey babe, wanna' make $14 the hard way" ?

[gabe1984]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

Step 1: Wear spandex shorts.

Step 2: Bench press as much weight as possible so that your body's blood flow reaches crazy levels.

Step 3: Approach hot young piece.

Step 4: Ask her "So do you want to go camping?"

lol, that's really funny, do you want to go camping?

[AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace]

I don't think I've ever successfully "picked up" a chick anywhere...but the gym always seemed like a horrible place to begin a conversation...plus, like someone else said, if it failed, then you'd always have to see the person when you went to work out

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

First, go up to her and start screaming "JUST ONE MORE! GOOD JOB!!!" all the while asking if you can "work in" with her on her inner thigh workout. Offer to spot the aforementioned area.

HAHAHAH!! That's hilarious.
I asked my girlfriend about this. She said most chicks feel awkward being hit on at the gym because they are all sweaty and not looking their best.

I personally have never tried to pick up a girl at the gym, but if I did I would try a very nonchalant approach. Kind of "accidentally" find a way to start up any kind of dialogue with her. Like ask to work in on the machine she is using, or walk up to the machine next to the one she's on and ask her if she's on it. Or just ask her if she wants to use your machine next. I don't know....

"Meet John Basedow, he's gonna show you how..." C'mon you know the gingle... "It's fitness made simple, made for real people, livin' better lives!!"
hahaha. That guy looks like he belongs in a wax museum.

[AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace]

imagine if Basedow, Kiper Jr., and the Donald somehow found a way to make a child...

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace

imagine if Basedow, Kiper Jr., and the Donald somehow found a way to make a child...

damn, is it possible to have a comb-over afro that's died blond??? Anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he takes two celebrities and combines their faces to show what their kids would look like? It would be funny to do that with those three...

[GoSkins!]

Drop a bottle of Viagra next to her, hope she notices, and hope she finds it interesting...

[AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace]

Originally Posted by GMScud

damn, is it possible to have a comb-over afro that's died blond??? Anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he takes two celebrities and combines their faces to show what their kids would look like? It would be funny to do that with those three...

maybe it would just form a solid chunk like a lego man's hair

[SkinEmAll]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.

Yeah thats pretty much how it is at every gym Ive ever been too. And I must admit to having a extremely hot, beautiful and fit wife. She is one dedicated woman when it comes to the gym. there by 6:00am 6 days a week, and has a fit on the rare occasion she forgets her ipod! If your gonna score any booty from the gym its likely to be one of two ways, (a) she wants a piece of you, (b) it happens when your not trying, like after you get a real girlfriend who you really, really like, then you go to the gym and 2-3 girls will be wanting to hook up with you.

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by SkinEmAll

Yeah thats pretty much how it is at every gym Ive ever been too. And I must admit to having a extremely hot, beautiful and fit wife. She is one dedicated woman when it comes to the gym. there by 6:00am 6 days a week, and has a fit on the rare occasion she forgets her ipod! If your gonna score any booty from the gym its likely to be one of two ways, (a) she wants a piece of you, (b) it happens when your not trying, like after you get a real girlfriend who you really, really like, then you go to the gym and 2-3 girls will be wanting to hook up with you.

Holy crap. Been EXACTLY there. Well, not quite exactly, my girlfriend and I haven't tied the knot yet, but that's funny. Never got hit on in my life at the gym until I was in a committed relationship. I think we emit some scent that only women can smell as soon as we are off the market. And my girlfriend is a personal trainer, so sometimes I have to beat guys away like a flyswatter.

[SkinEmAll]

Yeah, its sick, twisted, cruel world we live in. Its like, what did I do to deserve this?!! lol

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Just tell her you admire her "flactoids", cause that's the "toid" you're workin on.

what are you talking about

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Same here. We have a gym in the building where I work, and most of the chicks have on iPods or they're plugged into the treadmill headphone thingy.

seeing that i am a fat ass i never go to the gym but usually when i talk to a girl i go in with the assumption that i am already going to get shot down so i just be my funny self cause people say i am funny and one more thing

fat people know how to flirt