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jamf · 04-20-2006, 12:15 PM

Yeah you know who you are!

You're the dude that is too embarassed to use a urinal next to a guy so you go into a stall and piss all over the F'n toilet and floor. Do you do that at home?
Are you trying to kill a fly with your piss? what possible reason do you have for doing something like that?

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SmootSmack · 04-20-2006, 12:18 PM

LOL...kill a fly with your piss. That was hilarious. Made my day

skinsfanthru&thru · 04-20-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jamf

Yeah you know who you are!

You're the dude that is too embarassed to use a urinal next to a guy so you go into a stall and piss all over the F'n toilet and floor. Do you do that at home?
Are you trying to kill a fly with your piss? what possible reason do you have for doing something like that?

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I know I use the stalls to piss if possible cuz I've caught a couple guys looking @ my junk so I like the privacy, lol.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-20-2006, 12:24 PM

I'm the same here. ALSO on the subject of etiquette, you learn to fill in every OTHER urinal until they are all full.

jbcjr14 · 04-20-2006, 12:41 PM

Well, I am hung like a squirrel....but I still stand right next to the guy if there is an open one. No need to mess up the shitter if I gotta use it later!

Duffman003 · 04-20-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jbcjr14

Well, I am hung like a squirrel....but I still stand right next to the guy if there is an open one. No need to mess up the shitter if I gotta use it later!

Maybe squirrels are hung like you

jamf · 04-20-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jbcjr14

Well, I am hung like a squirrel....!

Yes you are!

jbcjr14 · 04-20-2006, 12:46 PM

Haha, there is no shame in that I suppose.

MTK · 04-20-2006, 12:53 PM

Funny story about pissing all over the place...

Back in my early college days, I lived on the first floor of the dorm, or also known as 'the pit'. The 5th floor was known as 'the penthouse'. There was always an unspoken rivalry there between the 1st floor guys and the 5th.

In our drunken stupors we would sneak up to the 5th floor late at night and piss ALL OVER their bathroom. We would soak down all their toilet paper, piss all over the sinks, toilets, floor, anything in sight basically.

Yeah I know, pretty sick. I guess it's something only a drunk 18 year old can appreciate.

dmek25 · 04-20-2006, 12:56 PM

they ever find out it was you guys?

MTK · 04-20-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

they ever find out it was you guys?

Yeah they knew, but I think they were afraid of fighting back.

If someone pisses all over your bathroom, I guess they didn't want to see how far we'd be willing to go the next time around.

Duffman003 · 04-20-2006, 01:04 PM

in my freshman year, someone got black out drunk and pooped right outside the bathroom... the resident director wasn't pleased about that for some reason...

BigSKINBauer · 04-20-2006, 01:31 PM

see if there are open ones not next to people it is a rule that you at least keep a one urinal spacing. Now if there is only one open i'll take it. By the time I unzip the guy will be done. Now, BSB different in that if not one is open and the stall is, BSB will wait. I don't ever use the stalls.

Schneed10 · 04-20-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

see if there are open ones not next to people it is a rule that you at least keep a one urinal spacing. Now if there is only one open i'll take it. By the time I unzip the guy will be done. Now, BSB different in that if not one is open and the stall is, BSB will wait. I don't ever use the stalls.

Good call on the etiquette, BSB. I was going to post something similar. I always thought that you spaced it out around the urinals first. Then if you're forced to take a urinal right next to someone, you head to the stalls before doing that. Taking a urinal right next to someone is the last thing you should do.

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gibbsisgod · 04-20-2006, 05:29 PM

i believe in the other unwritten rules section it should say no glancing in another mans direction at any time.NO EXCEPTIONS!

04-20-2006, 12:15 PM	#1
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,393	F... Public Toilet Pissers Yeah you know who you are! You're the dude that is too embarassed to use a urinal next to a guy so you go into a stall and piss all over the F'n toilet and floor. Do you do that at home? Are you trying to kill a fly with your piss? what possible reason do you have for doing something like that? F... Public Toilet Pissers

04-20-2006, 12:18 PM	#2
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: F... Public Toilet Pissers LOL...kill a fly with your piss. That was hilarious. Made my day __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

04-20-2006, 12:24 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: F... Public Toilet Pissers I'm the same here. ALSO on the subject of etiquette, you learn to fill in every OTHER urinal until they are all full. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-20-2006, 12:41 PM	#5
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 55 Posts: 2,015	Re: F... Public Toilet Pissers Well, I am hung like a squirrel....but I still stand right next to the guy if there is an open one. No need to mess up the shitter if I gotta use it later! __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

04-20-2006, 12:46 PM	#8
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 55 Posts: 2,015	Re: F... Public Toilet Pissers Haha, there is no shame in that I suppose. __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

04-20-2006, 12:53 PM	#9
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 53 Posts: 99,913	Re: F... Public Toilet Pissers Funny story about pissing all over the place... Back in my early college days, I lived on the first floor of the dorm, or also known as 'the pit'. The 5th floor was known as 'the penthouse'. There was always an unspoken rivalry there between the 1st floor guys and the 5th. In our drunken stupors we would sneak up to the 5th floor late at night and piss ALL OVER their bathroom. We would soak down all their toilet paper, piss all over the sinks, toilets, floor, anything in sight basically. Yeah I know, pretty sick. I guess it's something only a drunk 18 year old can appreciate.

04-20-2006, 12:56 PM	#10
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 64 Posts: 10,672	Re: F... Public Toilet Pissers they ever find out it was you guys? __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

04-20-2006, 01:04 PM	#12
Duffman003 Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 602	Re: F... Public Toilet Pissers in my freshman year, someone got black out drunk and pooped right outside the bathroom... the resident director wasn't pleased about that for some reason... __________________ give me food, feed me lunch 'you want water?', B#### give me punch - D12

04-20-2006, 01:31 PM	#13
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 37 Posts: 5,688	Re: F... Public Toilet Pissers see if there are open ones not next to people it is a rule that you at least keep a one urinal spacing. Now if there is only one open i'll take it. By the time I unzip the guy will be done. Now, BSB different in that if not one is open and the stall is, BSB will wait. I don't ever use the stalls.

04-20-2006, 05:29 PM	#15
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: F... Public Toilet Pissers i believe in the other unwritten rules section it should say no glancing in another mans direction at any time.NO EXCEPTIONS!

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