Report: Michael Jackson Dead at Age 50

"Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into sippy cups so that little kids can still put their lips around him."



fixed to make it funnier

Just like I said on another board: Just because OJ killed his wife and her friend (Yeah yeah, he did it) doesn't mean he was any less great of a football player.

Just because Michael may or may not have touched some kids, doesn't mean he wasn't a kick ass entertainer.

The dude's dead. He's paid the ultimate price (Karma?) for his alleged wrongdoings.

People should respect MJ as a musician. As a person... Well that's always up for debate.

I don't think anyone gets a free ride in that department. Right or wrong, it's a package deal with regard to what you have done + -

Just like I said on another board: Just because OJ killed his wife and her friend (Yeah yeah, he did it) doesn't mean he was any less great of a football player.

Just because Michael may or may not have touched some kids, doesn't mean he wasn't a kick ass entertainer.

The dude's dead. He's paid the ultimate price (Karma?) for his alleged wrongdoings.

People should respect MJ as a musician. As a person... Well that's always up for debate.
I respect his talent but there are a few things I cannot forgive and that harming children and murder.

you would think that as a parent no amount of money could be paid that would keep you quiet if your child was molested. the kids certainly arent to blame but their parents sure are.

you would think that as a parent no amount of money could be paid that would keep you quiet if your child was molested. the kids certainly arent to blame but their parents sure are.

Well said...

Off The Wall was a really great album. Probably the best record made in that era. Right up there with Pet Sounds, Revolver, Nevermind, etc. Having said that, Michael was also an homosexual pedophile. He was also apparently deeply addicted to the poppy opiates. Given these facts, living to the age of 50 is a minor miracle.

Off The Wall was a really great album. Probably the best record made in that era. Right up there with Pet Sounds, Revolver, Nevermind, etc. Having said that, Michael was also an homosexual pedophile. He was also apparently deeply addicted to the poppy opiates. Given these facts, living to the age of 50 is a minor miracle.

Those damn gays are ruining the world, huh (sorry, but you're not gonna live that one down for a while)?

I agree that his painkiller addiction was a horrid thing, but apparently he was otherwise in very good health, to the surprise of doctors.

Source: Investigators Surprised at Jackson's Health - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment - FOXNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529226,00.html?mrp)

Those damn gays are ruining the world, huh (sorry, but you're not gonna live that one down for a while)?

I agree that his painkiller addiction was a horrid thing, but apparently he was otherwise in very good health, to the surprise of doctors.

Source: Investigators Surprised at Jackson's Health - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment - FOXNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529226,00.html?mrp)

At least he attempted to say something nice.. Haha, apparently it can't rain everyday, eh? :laughing2

Those damn gays are ruining the world, huh (sorry, but you're not gonna live that one down for a while)?

I agree that his painkiller addiction was a horrid thing, but apparently he was otherwise in very good health, to the surprise of doctors.

Source: Investigators Surprised at Jackson's Health - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment - FOXNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529226,00.html?mrp)

Those damn gays at it again. I guess it's good he died young so he didn't have the chance to destroy the world even more.