Trample the Elderly
06-26-2009, 04:25 PM
DISCLAIMER!
OK here comes a tasteless joke...those with no sick sense of humor should not read beyond this point.
I got these jokes in a text and it made me laugh, so for all those that are not Michael Jackson lovers...here goes:
(this one made me laugh out loud)
"Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so that little boys can play with him for a change."
Here's the other, not as funny, but still a little funny and more tasteless:
"Farrah Fawcett arrived at Heaven and God granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson."
Some will take offense to these, I hope if you read them you have not taken offense...those that disliked MJ because of his lewd acts are probably laughing, and they were for you. RIP Farrah.
:laughing2
I'm sending the second one to Ma-Dukes now. She'll get a kick out of it.
OK here comes a tasteless joke...those with no sick sense of humor should not read beyond this point.
I got these jokes in a text and it made me laugh, so for all those that are not Michael Jackson lovers...here goes:
(this one made me laugh out loud)
"Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so that little boys can play with him for a change."
Here's the other, not as funny, but still a little funny and more tasteless:
"Farrah Fawcett arrived at Heaven and God granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson."
Some will take offense to these, I hope if you read them you have not taken offense...those that disliked MJ because of his lewd acts are probably laughing, and they were for you. RIP Farrah.
:laughing2
I'm sending the second one to Ma-Dukes now. She'll get a kick out of it.