Report: Michael Jackson Dead at Age 50

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Trample the Elderly
06-26-2009, 04:25 PM
DISCLAIMER!

OK here comes a tasteless joke...those with no sick sense of humor should not read beyond this point.

I got these jokes in a text and it made me laugh, so for all those that are not Michael Jackson lovers...here goes:

(this one made me laugh out loud)
"Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so that little boys can play with him for a change."

Here's the other, not as funny, but still a little funny and more tasteless:
"Farrah Fawcett arrived at Heaven and God granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson."

Some will take offense to these, I hope if you read them you have not taken offense...those that disliked MJ because of his lewd acts are probably laughing, and they were for you. RIP Farrah.

:laughing2
I'm sending the second one to Ma-Dukes now. She'll get a kick out of it.

firstdown
06-26-2009, 04:47 PM
Please forgive me.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house
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12thMan
06-26-2009, 05:15 PM
MJ was the greatest ever.

He'll be missed by millions.

Hamoskinz
06-26-2009, 05:57 PM
http://forums.nonewbs.com/images/smilies/mj.gif

http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo342/preeto_f31/moonwalk1.gif

Nice gifs

He was one of main childhood idols as with alot of you guys. Despite the allegations and what not, I'd always remember the greatest showman of our times. MJ... MJ... MJ... your music lives on.

Riggo44
06-26-2009, 06:12 PM
1993 SB half time show:

Michael Jackson Dies, Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Performer Ever -- NFL FanHouse (http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-greatest-super-bowl-halftime-show-performe/)

I was lucky enough to be at that S.B. I wasn't a huge Michael Jackson fan but I could appreciate his talent. R.I.P MJ.

The Goat
06-26-2009, 07:10 PM
Seriously. Some EMT probably snapped that picture on his/her cell phone and sold it to E or TMZ or whomever. Lame.

Hey bro times are tough...doesn't make it ok though.

JPPT1974
06-26-2009, 07:14 PM
It's on cnn.com right now. Couldn't happen to a nicer child molester imho.

Don't really know what the big deal was about him also!

Trample the Elderly
06-26-2009, 09:36 PM
It's coming out now that he was not only on drugs, he was taking the whole damn medicine cabinet.

tryfuhl
06-27-2009, 12:07 AM
Stay strong Swayze!
Ahhh yes, he probably doesn't have much longer.

tryfuhl
06-27-2009, 12:08 AM
the radio station i was listening to had people calling in saying screw that child molester,why we talking about him?,and no one stood up for him.


It's called being reactionary.

Maybe he did the stuff, who knows.

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