The Bad News Thread

its called "the tavern". i guess it opened up a few years ago. it has good food and beer.

renatos has gone down hill imo. i guess they are catering to the older crowd who complain of flavor.

i got the chicken parm and the chicken wasnt even breaded. just a naked piece of chicken with moz and sauce. zero seasoning. my parents love it.

The Bad News: This new colleague seems to have a bit of a flatulence problem

The Bad News: This new colleague seems to have a bit of a flatulence problem

Shit that stinks SS

The Bad News: This new colleague seems to have a bit of a flatulence problem

my first job after college was an associate accounting position with a nice firm in bethesda.

i was not a coffee drinker but started when i began working there.

for the first week or so it felt like every time a boss came into my cubicle to introduce him or herself, i had just let go one of the stinkiest farts i have birthed.

so maybe your new colleague is nervous, changed up their bodily fluid schedule or just started drinking coffee ...

The Bad News: This new colleague seems to have a bit of a flatulence problem


That is quite the quandary. I suppose you have to weigh the amount of work he/she is absorbing vs the amount of stench you are absorbing. Good luck.

The Bad News: This new colleague seems to have a bit of a flatulence problem

Oh no, this is a great thing! Think of all the possibilities. He (or she) could fart out the National Anthem before each and every workday. Does this colleague try to cough each time a fart sneaks out as to hide the noise? Like Peter Griffin from Family Guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4Ji20eqRI

SS, if you need a small spray you can use discretely I'd recomend this stuff called Blunt Effects. You can find it usually at any convinence store. It will kill the smell if your having that problem.

I used to sit near an underwriter who would grip and rip all day. Really pissed me the hell off, just get up and fart in the breakroom or bathroom like everyone else.

Double root canal. Oh joy.

Let's see -

Car engine going up, tenant issues, contractor out of town, covering another attorney's caseload and now this.

Yup. These last few weeks have pretty much defined the phrase "craptacular." Hoping it turns around soon but not counting on it.

Double root canal. Oh joy.



Let's see -



Car engine going up, tenant issues, contractor out of town, covering another attorney's caseload and now this.



Yup. These last few weeks have pretty much defined the phrase "craptacular." Hoping it turns around soon but not counting on it.


If it makes your root canal feel better here is a picture of my wifes hand yesterday,....
Yes that is a thick ass sewing needle going through her nail and almost coming out the other side
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/16/etume5as.jpg

^^ Ouch! That is just painful to look at.