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Schneed10 05-17-2007, 02:55 PM When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I had this fake vomit, and I went to the theater and sat in the balcony. I leaned over the edge and starting making noises like hua-hua-hua and threw the fake vomit over the edge. Soon everyone in the theater was going hua-hua-hua. It was the worst thing I ever did.
Goonies.
EARTHQUAKE2689 05-17-2007, 02:55 PM shoot, that wasn't horrible, that was smart! Hope you got some good stuff! Good for you!!! :-)
yeah some redskins jerseys and hats
ArtMonkDrillz 05-17-2007, 02:56 PM When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I had this fake vomit, and I went to the theater and sat in the balcony. I leaned over the edge and starting making noises like hua-hua-hua and threw the fake vomit over the edge. Soon everyone in the theater was going hua-hua-hua. It was the worst thing I ever did.Hey Ma, I think I'm beginning to like this kid!
Schneed10 05-17-2007, 02:58 PM Hey Ma, I think I'm beginning to like this kid!
Hey Chunk! I got some naked pictures of your mom, takin' a bath...Wanna buy em'? Real Cheap!
Southpaw 05-17-2007, 03:00 PM Is a donkey punch considered "bad"?
ArtMonkDrillz 05-17-2007, 03:01 PM Not half as bad as a Bucking Bronco.
hesscl34 05-17-2007, 03:02 PM Is a donkey punch considered "bad"?
don't know what that is, and I'm afraid to ask....
Schneed10 05-17-2007, 03:06 PM Not half as bad as a Bucking Bronco.
LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on!
ArtMonkDrillz 05-17-2007, 03:08 PM LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on!I'd actually call that one a Rodeo. The Bronco starts in the same position (no friend in the closet though) and you purposely call out the wrong chick's name, and then hang on for dear life.
Southpaw 05-17-2007, 03:09 PM LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on!
Ha! I thought the Bucking Bronco was when she's on top, and you say mean stuff to her(you effing skank, you're such a whore, you're not as good as my last girlfriend, etc.), and you do your best to keep her from dismounting.
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