What is the worst thing you've ever done

...OMG!! Can we please pull this thread up out of the gutter just a bit?? ... <ugh!!!!>

"Worst thing you've done to the opposite sex" doesn't have to be of the relationship variety, and the traditional cheating on girlfriend or wife stories.

Maybe you stole a woman's marble rye and called her an old bag?



In that case, I set my mom's bed on fire once, on Christmas Eve when I was like 8 year's old. She wasn't in it at the time nor was I even upset at her, just playing with matches and whoosh, the bed was on fire.

The worst thing I did to a member of the opposite sex today was to drag Hess' thread into the gutter. For that, I am sorry. :(

There should be a gutter forum where we can all lie down in sewage, drink MD 20/20s, and discuss bucking broncos and cleveland steamers.

The worst thing I did to the opposite sex was: To call the twins I was sleeping by the wrong names.

In that case, I set my mom's bed on fire once, on Christmas Eve when I was like 8 year's old. She wasn't in it at the time nor was I even upset at her, just playing with matches and whoosh, the bed was on fire.

Nice story. By the way, I totally got PWNED by your signature.

I stole a chicken off a lady's porch. It was frozen and thawing and I was hitchhiking across country.

Steal just one Chicken and they can call you a Chicken Thief for life. Geez.

Truedat!
peace

And yes I have asked for forgivness tho not that lady in that other state and repaid back many more than just 7 chickens. lol

peace

Teach a man how to steal a chicken...........and you feed him for life

I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.

Ha! I thought the Bucking Bronco was when she's on top, and you say mean stuff to her(you effing skank, you're such a whore, you're not as good as my last girlfriend, etc.), and you do your best to keep her from dismounting.


thats funny

Nice story. By the way, I totally got PWNED by your signature.

LOL

Schneed, as high up on the intellectual respect ladder of mine that you are on, you just went down a rung. It's still pretty high but ...