F...People that take the middle urinal

F people that dont flush the toilet, or better yet F the people who SHIT in the urinal. I dont think I will ever get over that.

F people that dont flush the toilet, or better yet F the people who SHIT in the urinal. I dont think I will ever get over that.

Thank God I have never seen that. WTF?

F people that dont flush the toilet, or better yet F the people who SHIT in the urinal. I dont think I will ever get over that.

I'm guessing you frequent bus stop bathrooms?

Cause I ain't never seen that!

F people that dont flush the toilet, or better yet F the people who SHIT in the urinal. I dont think I will ever get over that.


Once at the Jerry's Subs in Rockiville,on Rockville Pike, I saw a turd in the mens bathroom that started in the hole of toliet and stretched all the way up to the lip of the seat. It was probaly four inches thick as well. I will never be able to unthink it! What shit that out?????

When I went back to my seat my dad was like are you going to eat your sub or what, I was like no I will never eat again.

I've heard that before, but it's still funny.

yeah i kinda called the guy out on it too, saying that seems like something ive heard or should have heard before. he stuck to his story thoo. . .

I'm guessing you frequent bus stop bathrooms?

Cause I ain't never seen that!

Earthquake lives in Gainesville, Fl, a bonkers college town. Actually, it's a drinking town with a football problem. I saw some pretty awful stuff in bar bathrooms in Gainesville in my day. Moron frat boys. They seem to think it's funny to get sh*t everywhere BUT the actual toilet bowl.

I just thought of one: when I was in college I had a summer job as a maintenance man in a big office building in Gaithersburg. My job mainly consisted of changing light bulbs and replacing old ceiling tiles and mindless crap that like. Obviously, the bulbs in the bathrooms seemed to go out all the time.

Anyway, one more than a few occasions I would be changing the bulbs in the bathroom and people would walk in and drop big'n'nasties. The worst part is, they wouldn't care if I was standing on a ladder in the next stall facing them, they'd come in, sit down and do their business like I wasn't even there. And, since I was changing the big florescent ones it would always take me a few minutes.
It was always unpleasant.

Now that is just wrong. If you walk into the bathroom have the common decency to not shoot a dook if someone is already there. Especially if they aren't there having their own personal board meeting. You go and find another crapper. I feel bad for you, just another victim of a stray deuce !

I just thought of one: when I was in college I had a summer job as a maintenance man in a big office building in Gaithersburg. My job mainly consisted of changing light bulbs and replacing old ceiling tiles and mindless crap that like. Obviously, the bulbs in the bathrooms seemed to go out all the time.

Anyway, one more than a few occasions I would be changing the bulbs in the bathroom and people would walk in and drop big'n'nasties. The worst part is, they wouldn't care if I was standing on a ladder in the next stall facing them, they'd come in, sit down and do their business like I wasn't even there. And, since I was changing the big florescent ones it would always take me a few minutes.
It was always unpleasant.

Wow. To me, that's in the same neighborhood as older guys walking around ass naked in the locker room at the gym. At my health club, old dudes walk around buck naked in the locker room, watching the TV, carrying on conversations, etc. And towel service is complimentary! WTF?? The worst is when they are totally naked and have their towel over their shoulder! Come on man! How hard is it to wrap that thing around your waist? Do you really think anyone wants to see your hairy, shriveled up nonsense? It's effin gross.

F naked old dudes in the locker room.

Wow. To me, that's in the same neighborhood as older guys walking around ass naked in the locker room at the gym. At my health club, old dudes walk around buck naked in the locker room, watching the TV, carrying on conversations, etc. And towel service is complimentary! WTF?? The worst is when they are totally naked and have their towel over their shoulder! Come on man! How hard is it to wrap that thing around your waist? Do you really think anyone wants to see your hairy, shriveled up nonsense? It's effin gross.

F naked old dudes in the locker room.

Oh God ! The Security guard came in my room to see what I was watching cause I was laughing so hard. I used to hate that using the Gym at my job. My first week going I'm getting dressed to go work out. One guy is already to my right fresh out of the shower so I turn to the left to finished getting dressed. Sure as shit, it was like a freaking movie, I close the locker and turn around and this old man is standing right there with his Johnson Strap dangling about 6 inches from my cheek laughing with this other naked guy. I was shocked and before I could check to see if he was a supervisor of mine, worked in my bureau, knew me, or anything I blurted out "Oh come the fuck on man!". My friend who was with me started laughing at me, the guy apologized and said he didn't know he was that close.

But that shoulder thing is funny because they will walk around with a dry ass towell while they have water dripping all over the place. What about the prick who stands in from of the fan to dry off. AHHHH I HATE THAT SON OF A BITCH !!!!