F...People that take the middle urinal

NOW THIS IS FUNNY

I worked for this a$$ and we had a ware house area then his office area and bathrooms. Well above the office and bathroom area was storage. Well one day while I was up there I noticed the bathroom vent hose that went from the floor to the ceiling and then a few minutes latter I notice an AC vent in my bosses office that was never hooked up. So I got a ladder and disconected the hose from the ceiling and hooked it up to the AC vent over my bosses desk. So now everytime some would go the bathroom and cut on the vent it ran right into his office. Our boss would come running out of his office and say stuff like you guys are rank or someone need to go to the doctor. It was best when he had someone in his office so they would think it was him stinking up the office. This went on for a month and when I quit I told him what I did as I was driving off.

That's pretty damn funny

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OMG firstdown that is HILARIOUS !!!!! You shouldn't have told him. Just let it ride.

gibbsisgood I have an answer to your dilema. I have that problem myself usually if I have a lot of vegetables, oatmeal, Chipotle, pizza, or anything that usually is a catalyst for Taking A Gangsta, a violent gansta if you will. Squidder as my cousins used to call this particular type of deuce. You flush as the wave is hitting you. Therefore hiding the sound but if you time it wrong then the echo can be quite embarrasing. We have the industrial suck your ass in type pressure here so it's so loud that it hides the sound and the cool water relieves the steaming hot pain that you are dealing with because of this kind of Poo.

The only reason I told him is because I wanted him to know who pulled that prank on him and they were closing that office in a week anyways.

Ok this thread has become required reading.

Well that's the thing. IF they are not scared off then I'll give the courtesy flush but to start off. NO. I can't smell it so I don't really know how much it stinks until someone comes in and I hear the soles of their feet against the floor as the twist to walk right back out the door. From time to time you'll hear a comment which like lighting your own BBQ makes you feel like a man when we were Cro Magnon. It's like a dog pissing on a hydrant, this is MY territory.

Isn't it the absolute worst when the toilet seat covers fall into the water while you're preparing to sit down. I mean of all the things !

Toilet seat covers? For real? I always wondered why they put those in the men's rooms. You must be the reason.

OK, so I work at a university and the students just started back. I don't know what it is about this place that has the students look OVER the stalls to see if someone is using that particular stall. That's now happened to me at least a dozen times since I've been here.

It's those W&L kids man. Their noses are so high in the air, they couldn't imagine lowering their chins.

You can't smell it? C'mon, when you're droppin a nasty one you KNOW when it stinks to high hell. All shit stinks, it's just a matter of how bad.
I had one so bad I gagged myself.

I had one so bad I gagged myself.Nevermind, my little joke here may have crossed the line

Nevermind, my little joke here may have crossed the line
I think I could guess what you wanted to post.

For all you stall Pissers, See my post:
http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/12180-f-public-toilet-pissers.html

I thought of this thread last night while at the pub. I walked down the stairs to the bathroom and there were probably like 6 or 7 dudes all going to the same place at the same time. As we go through the door, it was like fighter jets in formation, each of us automatically went to alternating urinals, leaving a one pisser buffer in between. Just one of those things that no one is "taught," we all just know...