F...People that take the middle urinal

What cracks me up is the most is that we ALL think the same thing and when I do it I'm like, "I bet I'm the only weird one."

Also, does anyone else do the fake hand wash because you don't want to seen dirty? I HATE HATE HATE the soap in those bathrooms so I need to wash my hands in a real bathroom with real soap so if someone is there, at risk of looking disgusting, I'll just run them under water for maybe 2 seconds and then just throw away a piece of paper towel. Don't tell me I'm the only one.

^^ Ummmm, no. You are the only one. It is a problem. And now none of us will ever shake your hand again.

Is this thread considered the off-season finale??

What cracks me up is the most is that we ALL think the same thing and when I do it I'm like, "I bet I'm the only weird one."

Also, does anyone else do the fake hand wash because you don't want to seen dirty? I HATE HATE HATE the soap in those bathrooms so I need to wash my hands in a real bathroom with real soap so if someone is there, at risk of looking disgusting, I'll just run them under water for maybe 2 seconds and then just throw away a piece of paper towel. Don't tell me I'm the only one.

hm I know what you mean. I actually do the full soap wash I don't really mind.

Sometimes I get lazy, and I take the the hand sanitizer(yeah I know, sweet bathrooms).

Is this thread considered the off-season finale??

It's the Parking Lot's final preseason thread. It's really got to advance its game, otherwise the whole thing is headed straight to the crapper.

It's the Parking Lot's final preseason thread. It's really got to advance its game, otherwise the whole thing is headed straight to the crapper.

is that the handicapped crapper, or is it off-limits?

Hooskins do you work with me? I swear that I was just openly bitching about this very same thing today in my office.

I have decided to make a OUT OF ORDER sign and hang it on the urinal next to me while I'm taking care of business and removing it when I'm done.. For the past 3 days a different idiot has posted up in the urinal right next to me when there were other stalls open.

Which brings up another question?

Is the handicapped crapper considered the Ritz Carlton of crappers or just the unmanly crapper?

Which brings up another question?

Is the handicapped crapper considered the Ritz Carlton of crappers or just the unmanly crapper?


Ritz Carlton.

i am very secure in my man hood. i piss where ever ...