SmootSmack
09-04-2009, 03:45 PM
Never take the middle urinal or stall. That's right up there with never answer if your wife/girlfriend/mistress/dominatrix asks "do these jeans make me look fat?"
Of course, at my work we just have two urinals in each bathroom (in some rare cases we have four, but they're in sets of two). So you have no choice but to stand next to someone else in some situations. There's a big divider between the urinals but still...it could be worse. I spent about a month in China several years back, and the urinals there are basically one large trough across the floor.
What really gets me though, and I don't know if you all have these at work, are the automatic flush toilets in the stalls. Every time you move, the toilet flushes. You reach for the toilet paper...flush. You lean down for a minute...flush. It's redonkulous
Of course, at my work we just have two urinals in each bathroom (in some rare cases we have four, but they're in sets of two). So you have no choice but to stand next to someone else in some situations. There's a big divider between the urinals but still...it could be worse. I spent about a month in China several years back, and the urinals there are basically one large trough across the floor.
What really gets me though, and I don't know if you all have these at work, are the automatic flush toilets in the stalls. Every time you move, the toilet flushes. You reach for the toilet paper...flush. You lean down for a minute...flush. It's redonkulous