F...People that take the middle urinal

Oh God ! The Security guard came in my room to see what I was watching cause I was laughing so hard. I used to hate that using the Gym at my job. My first week going I'm getting dressed to go work out. One guy is already to my right fresh out of the shower so I turn to the left to finished getting dressed. Sure as shit, it was like a freaking movie, I close the locker and turn around and this old man is standing right there with his Johnson Strap dangling about 6 inches from my cheek laughing with this other naked guy. I was shocked and before I could check to see if he was a supervisor of mine, worked in my bureau, knew me, or anything I blurted out "Oh come the fuck on man!". My friend who was with me started laughing at me, the guy apologized and said he didn't know he was that close.

But that shoulder thing is funny because they will walk around with a dry ass towell while they have water dripping all over the place. What about the prick who stands in from of the fan to dry off. AHHHH I HATE THAT SON OF A BITCH !!!!

I'll do ya one better- I've seen on numerous occasions these old dudes using the hairdryers in the locker room to dry the taint area- you know, one leg up on the bench so they can really get a good angle on it. Makes me throw up in my own mouth a little bit.

My health club is in a very affluent area, too. Lots of these guys are doctors, lawyers, and super successful businessmen. Despite all their success in life, their lack of basic social decency/tact/personal boundaries is staggering. And effin disgusting.

HOLY SHIT !!!!!! Their taint with a hairdryer ?!?!?!?!? Damn that is fucking hilarious !

I'm guessing you frequent bus stop bathrooms?

Cause I ain't never seen that!

At the mall, I walk in and I just think how in the F do you do that without anyone seeing. Then some guy walks in and pees in the urinal next to it. WTF!!!!!!!

Earthquake lives in Gainesville, Fl, a bonkers college town. Actually, it's a drinking town with a football problem. I saw some pretty awful stuff in bar bathrooms in Gainesville in my day. Moron frat boys. They seem to think it's funny to get sh*t everywhere BUT the actual toilet bowl.

Yeah you been to UF. I mean Shit everywhere!!

Once at the Jerry's Subs in Rockiville,on Rockville Pike, I saw a turd in the mens bathroom that started in the hole of toliet and stretched all the way up to the lip of the seat. It was probaly four inches thick as well. I will never be able to unthink it! What shit that out?????

When I went back to my seat my dad was like are you going to eat your sub or what, I was like no I will never eat again.

LOL Try watching two girls 1 cup. I didnt eat for 3 days

I'm guessing you frequent bus stop bathrooms?

Cause I ain't never seen that!

Your lucky I will never be able to unthink that. Also I can't drop a load in the public bathroom. I need the privacy of my bathroom and a 24 inch floor model fan.

Wow. To me, that's in the same neighborhood as older guys walking around ass naked in the locker room at the gym. At my health club, old dudes walk around buck naked in the locker room, watching the TV, carrying on conversations, etc. And towel service is complimentary! WTF?? The worst is when they are totally naked and have their towel over their shoulder! Come on man! How hard is it to wrap that thing around your waist? Do you really think anyone wants to see your hairy, shriveled up nonsense? It's effin gross.

F naked old dudes in the locker room.

LMAO I would knee him in the crotch

some mother fucker did this yesterday.. i was all like uhhhhh

actually it was 4 urinals but the one on the end was the children's low one... so it's like either i bounce piss off of the top of it and back onto me or I take one beside him

makes you question your own sexuality.. and real need to even piss

some mother fucker did this yesterday.. i was all like uhhhhh

actually it was 4 urinals but the one on the end was the children's low one... so it's like either i bounce piss off of the top of it and back onto me or I take one beside him

makes you question your own sexuality.. and real need to even piss

not as bad as seeing smeared shit in the urinal. theres no windshield wiper for that.

not as bad as seeing smeared shit in the urinal. theres no windshield wiper for that.

And what makes you wake up in the morning and say, "I'm about to grab some shit (DEAL BREAKER ALREADY) and smear it on the walls and the toilet so nobody else can use it."

I mean why not just go and buy a 360, get Call of Duty WaW, and kill some zombies. Trust me it will be a lot cleaner and your fingernails won't be full of shit. Let alone the smell! Fuck THAT guy that does that. Also the retard that just sprays shit all ofer the toilet. JUST because you had the runs doesn't mean we all have to know!