F...People that take the middle urinal

I hate urinals. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I always get splashback unless I'm really careful and aim for the hole in the drain. I don't know about you guys, but I don't like to concentrate so much when peeing. The only time I ever use urinals is when the stalls are full. I don't care what people think of me.

I also hate using my zipper. I just go for it and unbutton. Kinda frowned upon, which I guess is another reason for using stalls, but even when I have to use a urinal I still do it.

As for the middle urinal thing, I figured it was common knowledge. Even I know that, and I use stalls way more than urinals.

Sometimes those damn urinal cakes cause some wicked splashback. It's like, great, I don't smell piss in the men's room, but I come out looking like I wet myself. Some trade off.

The splashback is huge, another big problem for me. I drink a lot of water, so whenever I use the urinal there can be a bit of spashback. So actually I end up washing my hands longer, my face, and look at my hair, etc. Anything to help the drying process.

It's amazing to me how many dudes aren't aware of this rule. I've been in the 10th urinal next to a wall with 9 other available urinals and some guy will walk in and take the one right next to me.

Unreal.

When I built my office I put in a nice bathroom (like a large home's half bath) in the back of the office and had the walls insulated but the door is hollow and has about 1/2 inch gap by the floor. Also in the back is office supplies, fax/copier, and file cabnets. I have a small office with 3 other ladies that work here. Every time I go back to drop one it seems like they all need something from the back room just off the bath room. I mean I get in there and I hear someone at the files, someone sending a fax, and someone back there doing god knows what. Its like they are doing nothing and the minute I slide in there they are having a party just outside the door. When my wife worked here I ask her WTF was up with everyone in the back room when I'm in the bathroom so I got her to stop. Not sure how to ask an employee to stop.

^ I use to work i na small office like that with a similair set up. When it came time to deuce I head across the lot to Giant.

^ I use to work i na small office like that with a similair set up. When it came time to deuce I head across the lot to Giant.
My buddy who work in construction some had the same deal. After blowing one out one morning the owner asked him if they could insulated the walls and add a better fan.LOL

I just came back from the urinals and I am freaking pissed. About 4 people came and left while I went and washed my hands. Only 1 actually followed the laws..

I am so pissed...lol

I just came back from the urinals and I am freaking pissed. About 4 people came and left while I went and washed my hands. Only 1 actually followed the laws..

I am so pissed...lol

Excessive backsplash?

What do you do in this situation? This is the deal in my office:

Bathroom has 2 urinals and 2 stalls. You walk in and someone is at the urinal, do you take an empty stall or saddle up next to the other guy at the urinal? Just to add a twist, if you are at the urinal closest to the stalls, when the bathroom door opens people walking by can see in and see you at the urinal (why this has never been fixed is beyond me, been here 5 years and after numerous complaints nothing has been done, all that needs to be done is one of those divider things by the door :doh:).

I hate that my crotch is always at sink height. Every time I wash my hands I end up looking like I took a piss while doing jumping jacks.