EARTHQUAKE2689
06-26-2007, 01:27 AM
Yeah and the way you gain it all back is too! My Dad got out after Desert Storm and he was ripped. Now he looks like Peter Griffin.
hahahahahahahahaha but seriously sleep time i am falling out of my chair, now I hope the GF doesnt want to talk. Good night guyshttp://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon7.gif.
KLHJ2
06-26-2007, 01:29 AM
hahahahahahahahaha but seriously sleep time i am falling out of my chair, now I hope the GF doesnt want to talk. Good night guyshttp://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon7.gif.
Alright, good night sleep tight, dont let the girlfriend bite......hard.
EARTHQUAKE2689
06-26-2007, 10:04 AM
Alright, good night sleep tight, dont let the girlfriend bite......hard.
She didnt bug me that much.
jsarno
06-26-2007, 08:46 PM
[quote=jsarno;321390]LOL, you say that now...but once you see his cute little face, you're skrewed.
I can see it now:
"Son, why in the hell are you always late to chess practice...uh hum, Football practice?"
"I dunno Daddy, I just can't make it there on time, and I don't know why"
"Damn it son, I know you've never been to practice on time, but I swear, if you do it one more time, I'm gonna smack your mother!"
"Don't do that again daddy."
"Freakin Jsarno was right"
"Who"
"This amazingly intelligent guy I met on the Redskins website".
"Oh, he sounds handsome" [/quote=jsarno;321390]
Cute, but this is how its gonna be.
"Boy, what time did you show up to Football practice?" "I arrived 30 minuites prior and knocked out a PT test before the rest of the team got there."
"By the way dad, my room, your car, mom's car, the lawn, and my homework are ready for inspection SIR!"
Thats good son, but did you spend time with your girlfriend? Yes Sir, but I made sure to only go as far as 3rd base because its easier to wash your hands than it is to take a shot of pennicillan in the ass SIR!"
That's my boy, jsarno had no idea what he was talking about. "Permission to speak freely Sir?" Yes boy. "Who is jsarno sir?" One of my buddies from back on the path, the civilian type with good intentions but a lack of knowlege on Military Authority.
LOL. Now here's to wishful thinkin!
SmootSmack
06-26-2007, 08:58 PM
YouTube - The Simpsons April fool's (http://youtube.com/watch?v=kkohmry0Occ)
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jsarno
06-26-2007, 09:06 PM
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The sad thing is, I could quote each one of those. Damn, I watch too many animated shows! LOL
KLHJ2
06-26-2007, 10:35 PM
[quote=angryssg;321395]
LOL. Now here's to wishful thinkin!
I responded to this with a whole bunch of quick witted humor, but something bad happened and the response didn't go through and I just didn't feel like repeating myself. But to give you an idea it ended with me slamming of the Marine commercial where the recruit fights the dragon.
jsarno
06-26-2007, 11:13 PM
[quote=jsarno;321715]
I responded to this with a whole bunch of quick witted humor, but something bad happened and the response didn't go through and I just didn't feel like repeating myself. But to give you an idea it ended with me slamming of the Marine commercial where the recruit fights the dragon.
Well, maybe what you need to do, with all this military background, is get an accoustical advantage on your wife, and then pull a drill sargent on the child. Tell him to get out of there!
KLHJ2
06-26-2007, 11:17 PM
[quote=angryssg;321747]
Well, maybe what you need to do, with all this military background, is get an accoustical advantage on your wife, and then pull a drill sargent on the child. Tell him to get out of there!
That is what I am doing tommorrow! If the boy aint out by 0600 we are going to breech the perimeter and push him out. Or to put it simply we are inducing tommorrow.
jsarno
06-26-2007, 11:29 PM
[quote=jsarno;321770]
That is what I am doing tommorrow! If the boy aint out by 0600 we are going to breech the perimeter and push him out. Or to put it simply we are inducing tommorrow.
LOL, that's not pulling a drill sargent...that's calling the general and begging for air support on the attack.