The Never Ending Thread

I made it there.

Did you really??? Wow...I'm impressed.
Did you listen, or were half asleep?

Did you really??? Wow...I'm impressed.
Did you listen, or were half asleep?


both. but i heard the jist of it.

My daughter was in either a Divisional or regional Swim Meet on Saturday (I'm not sure which). Regardless she had to be one of the better swimmers to make it into this competition. She finished 6th for her age and her heat. When she asked what place she came in all I told her was " You had to be one of the best to get here; Did you have fun?" Of coarse her answer was yes.

Obviously, I was stunned. I had to ask myself "Why did she finish last?" I inquired about what her official time was. When the timekeeper told me I was even more baffled. My daughter swam 3 seconds slower than her average time. What was the reason? What was wrong? Then on Sunday morning I learned why this oddity had taken place.

My daughter came downstairs complaining about her stomache hurting and running a fever. I took her temperature and drugged her up. She was out of commission all day. At least now I have an idea of what might have caused the unusual performance by my daughter. There is always next week. I hope that she gets well soon.

Whats up Byotches.............

who is this devils own? he speaks in forked tongue

My daughter was in either a Divisional or regional Swim Meet on Saturday (I'm not sure which). Regardless she had to be one of the better swimmers to make it into this competition. She finished 6th for her age and her heat. When she asked what place she came in all I told her was " You had to be one of the best to get here; Did you have fun?" Of coarse her answer was yes.

Obviously, I was stunned. I had to ask myself "Why did she finish last?" I inquired about what her official time was. When the timekeeper told me I was even more baffled. My daughter swam 3 seconds slower than her average time. What was the reason? What was wrong? Then on Sunday morning I learned why this oddity had taken place.

My daughter came downstairs complaining about her stomache hurting and running a fever. I took her temperature and drugged her up. She was out of commission all day. At least now I have an idea of what might have caused the unusual performance by my daughter. There is always next week. I hope that she gets well soon.

I hope she gets better today angry.
I'm sure she'll be back to old her ways very soon, and breaking records!!!

I hope she gets better today angry.
I'm sure she'll be back to old her ways very soon, and breaking records!!!


She was feeling much better today. Thank you. I do not think that she will be breaking records any time soon. She is good, but not great. I was just dumbfounded by how slow she swam the other day. I wasn't expecting her to finish first, but at the same time I wasn't expecting her to finish last either.

What's up everybody?

What's up everybody?
Nobody is here. I think this thread has met its demise.

Nobody is here. I think this thread has met its demise.


4,030 posts though. It really made its mark.