KLHJ2
05-02-2007, 03:15 AM
Has anyone ever noticed that you can put almost any 2 nouns together to describe a woman and it sounds sexual? Some examples
Look at the sweater kittens on her!
Check out the boot brushes on that chick!
Look at the license plate sticker on that girl!
That broad must have some big shoulder holsters.
It can go on and on.
jsarno
05-02-2007, 04:39 PM
Has anyone ever noticed that you can put almost any 2 nouns together to describe a woman and it sounds sexual? Some examples
Look at the sweater kittens on her!
Check out the boot brushes on that chick!
Look at the license plate sticker on that girl!
That broad must have some big shoulder holsters.
It can go on and on.
ANything can have a sexual connotation to it in the wrong context...those sound horrible as sexual enuendoes.
GMScud
05-03-2007, 12:01 AM
Has anyone ever noticed that you can put almost any 2 nouns together to describe a woman and it sounds sexual? Some examples
Look at the sweater kittens on her!
Check out the boot brushes on that chick!
Look at the license plate sticker on that girl!
That broad must have some big shoulder holsters.
It can go on and on.
Ahhhhhh Miller Time. Ice cold beer and some playoff B-ball in HD. Lovely. When I say ice cold, I mean cold like when you put it in the freezer for a 15 mins till it has tiny little bits of ice in it... mmmmmmm
Angry, that is hilarious. I'm looking around my living room at inanimate objects.
Look at the cup holders on her!
Damn that girl has some table top pillows!
Look at the bar stools on that chick!
Wow, that broad must have a really nice candle holder!
LMFAO! That's great stuff...
KLHJ2
05-03-2007, 12:14 AM
Ahhhhhh Miller Time. Ice cold beer and some playoff B-ball in HD. Lovely. When I say ice cold, I mean cold like when you put it in the freezer for a 15 mins till it has tiny little bits of ice in it... mmmmmmm
Angry, that is hilarious. I'm looking around my living room at inanimate objects.
Look at the cup holders on her!
Damn that girl has some table top pillows!
Look at the bar stools on that chick!
Wow, that broad must have a really nice candle holder!
LMFAO! That's great stuff...
Yes, its always funnier with a beer! In fact that is how my friends and I came up with it. We were spit shinning our boots in the barracks, putting down some Becks, when a Christina Aguilara music video came on. Randy jumps up out of his seat and says "Look at the boot brushes on that Bitch!" and so it began.
GMScud
05-03-2007, 12:54 AM
Yes, its always funnier with a beer! In fact that is how my friends and I came up with it. We were spit shinning our boots in the barracks, putting down some Becks, when a Christina Aguilara music video came on. Randy jumps up out of his seat and says "Look at the boot brushes on that Bitch!" and so it began.
It's friggin great.
So you were/are in the military? So the ssg = Staff Sgt?
KLHJ2
05-03-2007, 01:05 AM
It's friggin great.
So you were/are in the military? So the ssg = Staff Sgt?
Yes I was, and you are correct about SSG. But I am no longer in and I cannot change my screne name.
Funny but true story. Randy and I were in a bar in England on a pass. He is talking to this British chick and she asked him what his name was. He said "I'm Randy". She slapped the shit out of him, I mean she could have laid out Mike Tyson with that hit. He was stunned and kept asking why the F*** did she slap me. After about 30 minuites of continous laughter I was finally able to tell him. You told her that you were "Randy", which means horny in England!
GMScud
05-03-2007, 01:08 AM
Yes I was, and you are correct about SSG. But I am no longer in and I cannot change my screne name.
Funny but true story. Randy and I were in a bar in England on a pass. He is talking to this British chick and she asked him what his name was. He said "I'm Randy". She slapped the shit out of him, I mean she could have laid out Mike Tyson with that hit. He was stunned and kept asking why the F*** did she slap me. After about 30 minuites of continous laughter I was finally able to tell him. You told her that you were "Randy", which means horny in England!
Now that's funny. Randall, when in england you say your name is RANDALL. hahaha
KLHJ2
05-03-2007, 01:10 AM
Now that's funny. Randall, when in england you say your name is RANDALL. hahaha
Actually his name is Randolph, so I don't blame him for saying Randy.
GMScud
05-03-2007, 01:27 AM
Man Jericho is a badass show...