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SVB didn’t have a Chief Risk Officer for 9 months, but had 3 DEI officers and one Climate Officer

So there’s that

It's legal to buy as many donuts as you want. If you choose to eat them until you die, the fact you can buy donuts did not cause you to eat donuts until you die. You chose to eat them.

Just because something isn't illegal doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want with no repercussions then pass the blame.

So sure, deregulation might have made this (more) possible, but it's nowhere close to the chief cause.

Don't even really think this should be a left/right issue. But should definitely be a case study on how many factors such as regulations (or lack thereof), inflation, interest rates, investment decisions, investment portfolios, overall business bank decisions, etc., can have such an impact on banks that it can lead to them being shut down.

At the second Trump inauguration, I’m buying tickets for Mooby, SS, Punch and I. I got your ticket along with a quarter of mushrooms. We need to sit close as the crowds will be enormous.

It’s gonna be a great day, the J6 chorus will be there singing their number one hit with Bigly on vocals:

J6 Prison Choir song featuring Trump reaches No. 1 on iTunes

https://thehill.com/homenews/3896775-j6-prison-choir-song-featuring-trump-reaches-reaches-no-1-on-itunes/

I imagine Kid Rock will be on the bill and hopefully this chick who identifies as female Kid rock:

https://twitter.com/Richard_Harambe/status/1629146774823747586?cxt=HHwWhIC-hYaX8pstAAAA

We need to come out in dressed in American flag attire, or something camo is acceptable. I’ll probably being drive the truck in, so if SDskins and B-more want to come along they can ride in the truck bed, which will be deck out with blue line flags flyin.

It will be awesome day, Buffalo Shaman will do the swearing in, after being released early to due process violations.

At the second Trump inauguration, I’m buying tickets for Mooby, SS, Punch and I. I got your ticket along with a quarter of mushrooms. We need to sit close as the crowds will be enormous.

It’s gonna be a great day, the J6 chorus will be there singing their number one hit with Bigly on vocals:

J6 Prison Choir song featuring Trump reaches No. 1 on iTunes

https://thehill.com/homenews/3896775-j6-prison-choir-song-featuring-trump-reaches-reaches-no-1-on-itunes/

I imagine Kid Rock will be on the bill and hopefully this chick who identifies as female Kid rock:

https://twitter.com/Richard_Harambe/status/1629146774823747586?cxt=HHwWhIC-hYaX8pstAAAA

We need to come out in dressed in American flag attire, or something camo is acceptable. I’ll probably being drive the truck in, so if SDskins and B-more want to come along they can ride in the truck bed, which will be deck out with blue line flags flyin.

It will be awesome day, Buffalo Shaman will do the swearing in, after being released early to due process violations.

I'm already triple booked that day. I gotta go drop Eric Swalwell off at the Chinese Embassy so he can look for chicks, then I'm taking Biden for some ice cream, and then Pelosi and me are going to drink a 1/5th of vodka each as a nightcap. I tried telling her 1 bottle should be enough for 2 people, she told me to stop being a pussy.

J6 prison choir... FFS

Just when you think MAGA couldn't get any trashier

J6 prison choir... FFS

Just when you think MAGA couldn't get any trashier

All you had to do was ask MTK, I got your ticket.

Think Im gonna wear a Jack Del Rio throwback and see if he will sign it…cause you know JDR is showing up.

Afterwards maybe go tour the Capitol to pay homage to the patriots who came before us?

J6 prison choir... FFS

Just when you think MAGA couldn't get any trashier


Never doubt their trashiness. Chico don’t hold on to the mushrooms waiting for a Trump inauguration (not a legitimate one anyway) they lose their luster after a while. Ill bring some freshies too Joes. They are good too you’re gonna want to meet up.

Couldn't believe this was a real tweet but it is, this is the Republican Party in 2023

@GOP
First it was gas cars, then gas stoves... Now, Democrats are looking at going after washing machines.

The Left wants to make us lock down at home, eat bugs, and wash our clothes in the river, all in the name of "climate"!

Donald Trump is a petulant little bitch.

Joe Biden is such a piece of shit liar. I don't know if he's ever told the truth once in his political career.

Lying piece of shit says he's supported gay marriage since he was approximately 19.

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But here he is in 1996 at approximately age 54:

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Biden is now what he's always been, an evil power hungry cuntbag.

Biden doesn't give 1 shit about anyone besides himself.

His stance on gay marriage has "changed" solely because how people vote for this sack of shit has changed.

And please spare me the whole people's opinions change over time bullshit, because that's not what he said, he made up some bullshit story from decades prior. He's just a lying sack of shit.