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https://nypost.com/2023/05/29/ex-con-chicago-peacekeeper-helped-beat-rob-motorist-cops/

Ex-con Chicago ‘peacekeeper’ helped beat, rob motorist: cops

Oscar Montes, 31, had on one of the special yellow neon vests — worn by a city-appointed group of “peacekeepers” meant to help suppress violence over the historically violent stretch — when the crime occurred Friday, outlets said.


So let me get this straight, Chicago new crime initiative is to move away from police and hire local unemployed, give them the title “peacekeepers”. Who then rob and beat people legally?

https://twitter.com/BerkeleyScanner/status/1663306712835821569?cxt=HHwWgsDQsZGpoJUuAAAA

https://www.berkeleyscanner.com/2023/05/29/crime/berkeley-apple-store-50000-retail-theft/

Four young men stole more than $50,000 in goods from the Berkeley Apple store on Sunday after telling a security guard, "You can’t stop us," authorities report.

What kinda privilege is this called?

https://twitter.com/BerkeleyScanner/status/1663306712835821569?cxt=HHwWgsDQsZGpoJUuAAAA

https://www.berkeleyscanner.com/2023/05/29/crime/berkeley-apple-store-50000-retail-theft/

Four young men stole more than $50,000 in goods from the Berkeley Apple store on Sunday after telling a security guard, "You can’t stop us," authorities report.

What kinda privilege is this called?



Amy Wilks
Worked at Apple (company)5y
An Apple employee won’t try and stop you, Apple store’s do have security people though who may stop you if they notice you before you leave the store. If you do happen to leave the store though most Apple employees or security people won’t bother pursuing you, because any apple product you could steal (you’d only be able to steal the tech products on the floor) that’s worth anything (money wise) has an inbuilt security system that will cause an alarm to go off in the product & disable the product once it leaves the store’s wifi meaning that, you will be unable to use the product, it will be dead, worth nothing. Most people end up bringing back the product they’ve stolen because the alarm is so annoying, when this happens we employees don’t say anything simply thank you and goodbye.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/29/ex-con-chicago-peacekeeper-helped-beat-rob-motorist-cops/

Ex-con Chicago ‘peacekeeper’ helped beat, rob motorist: cops

Oscar Montes, 31, had on one of the special yellow neon vests — worn by a city-appointed group of “peacekeepers” meant to help suppress violence over the historically violent stretch — when the crime occurred Friday, outlets said.


So let me get this straight, Chicago new crime initiative is to move away from police and hire local unemployed, give them the title “peacekeepers”. Who then rob and beat people legally?

Many with ties to gangs. Sounds comical

Many with ties to gangs. Sounds comical

Sounds like a "When keeping' it real goes wrong" skit.

The Hill
Trump pledges to end birthright citizenship on first day in office


https://news.yahoo.com/trump-pledges-end-birthright-citizenship-171415712.html

Former President Trump is returning to his calls to remove birthright citizenship, with his 2024 White House campaign on Tuesday announcing he will seek to end it via executive order on his first day in office

The 14th Amendment grants citizenship to those “born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof.”

Most experts agree that a president does not have authority to end birthright citizenship through an executive order, primarily because the practice is enshrined in the Constitution.

The Hill
Trump pledges to end birthright citizenship on first day in office


https://news.yahoo.com/trump-pledges-end-birthright-citizenship-171415712.html

Former President Trump is returning to his calls to remove birthright citizenship, with his 2024 White House campaign on Tuesday announcing he will seek to end it via executive order on his first day in office

The 14th Amendment grants citizenship to those “born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof.”

Most experts agree that a president does not have authority to end birthright citizenship through an executive order, primarily because the practice is enshrined in the Constitution.

Much like Democrats calling on Biden to use the 14th on the debt ceiling, most experts agree, he doesn’t have the legal authority. But dumbasses gonna dumbass

Tough titties

Much like Democrats calling on Biden to use the 14th on the debt ceiling, most experts agree, he doesn’t have the legal authority. But dumbasses gonna dumbass

Tough titties

Yet you haven't heard Biden say it have you? This is coming from the actual ex president. Have a child explain it to you.

Yet you haven't heard Biden say it have you? This is coming from the actual ex president. Have a child explain it to you.

I’ve heard democraps Senators and Congressman say it over and over. And Bill Clinton say it.

Tough titties

I’ve heard democraps Senators and Congressman say it over and over. And Bill Clinton say it.

Tough titties

But not the real President. DA!