What REALLY grinds your gears?


Monkeydad
07-20-2012, 01:11 PM
Results are in for the poll about the proper way to put toilet paper up:

http://i.imgur.com/GrYi9.jpg

RedskinRat
07-20-2012, 01:15 PM
Results are in for the poll about the proper way to put toilet paper up:

http://i.imgur.com/GrYi9.jpg

Inconclusive, sir. The argument could be made that the left roll is a few rolls ahead. I'm and 'over', 'unders' should be inhumed with all possible prejudice.

MTK
07-20-2012, 02:22 PM
The one on the right is probably the original roll.

Over is just uncivilized. Those that go over probably also wipe back to front.

RedskinRat
07-20-2012, 02:25 PM
OMFG! I'm surrounded by tissue abusers!

WTF is wrong with the world......

I'm just glad there's no issue with tissue when one uses baby wipes in place of the old fashioned roll. Yeah, yeah, I really do.

TMI?

Monkeydad
07-20-2012, 02:26 PM
I was expecting you. :D

Monksdown
07-20-2012, 02:32 PM
The one on the right is probably the original roll.

Over is just uncivilized. Those that go over probably also wipe back to front.

Wrong. I did the math, and if i live 70 years, the extra 3 inches i have to reach for the under totals 1.209 miles of extra reaching i would do over the course of my life. Assuming i wipe once a day(which i do). I would rather spare myself that extra effort.

RedskinRat
07-20-2012, 02:38 PM
Science!

Monkeydad
07-20-2012, 02:53 PM
Wrong. I did the math, and if i live 70 years, the extra 3 inches i have to reach for the under totals 1.209 miles of extra reaching i would do over the course of my life. Assuming i wipe once a day(which i do). I would rather spare myself that extra effort.

The stats don't lie.

Monksdown
07-20-2012, 02:58 PM
The stats don't lie.

Poor math will though. I forgot the multiplier. I probably wipe on average four times per movement. Now we're in the neighborhood of 5 miles over the course of my life(provided i dont run into current forum management in a dark alley).

That's ridiculous Matty. I'm not going to stretch out over 5 miles so i dont appear uncouth.

MTK
07-20-2012, 03:02 PM
The lack of that extra exercise will probably cancel out any benefits.

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