What REALLY grinds your gears?


Chico23231
07-15-2013, 10:59 AM
^Thanks for that horror story CB. Preciate it

CultBrennan59
07-15-2013, 11:17 AM
^Thanks for that horror story CB. Preciate it

Reticulated pythons are the worlds longest snake and are nowhere to be found in the US. So your good. Anacondas which are the 2nd largest snake are only found in South America. Translation, there are no human eating snakes in America.

Lotus
07-15-2013, 12:24 PM
animal control just left...of course we couldnt locate it. She said 9 times out of 10 they will leave the same way came in. But I really dont think she looked to hard.

Pretty sure it was black snake. Damn it. now im freaked out. Im gonna have to turn this place upside down after work.

I'm sorry. I would feel just like you, were I in your position.

Maybe you can make a trap out of a trash can and a mouse from a pet shop.

Monkeydad
07-15-2013, 02:07 PM
animal control just left...of course we couldnt locate it. She said 9 times out of 10 they will leave the same way came in. But I really dont think she looked to hard.

Pretty sure it was black snake. Damn it. now im freaked out. Im gonna have to turn this place upside down after work.

You'll see the snake again...at 2:00 a.m.


http://skull.net/humor/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Snake-in-Toilet.jpg


Please stay safe.

TheMalcolmConnection
07-15-2013, 02:12 PM
I have a few today.

1 - to the guy in the black honda tailgating the ambulance as it attempted to weave its way through I95 traffic.

you are an asshole sir. as you speed behind the ambulance you are creating a safety risk as other drivers attempt to re-enter the highway from the shoulder where they puled over to allow the ambulance a speedy and safe passage through rush hour traffic and not for the benefit of some ahole thinking driving a car 60 mph in those conditions is a smart or safe thing to do. why not ask the person in ambulance who was probably injured in a motor vehicle collision how a neck or back injury feels? when an collision does happen at that speed, be sure to call the man's wife and family and tell them "im sorry that your husband didnt make it to work today bc i thought i was being cool. i was just hoping that in that sudden emergency situation everyone would have been extra vigilent and alert after teh ambulance passed to keep an eye out for me as i did 60 mph. i hope he gets better. his caravan was pretty messed up. i think it s totalled. by the way, i will be sure to tell the insurance company that i was merely following the flow of traffic when this crazed minivan came screaming off the shoulder. after all, this is my 3rd collision and i cant afford to have my insurance drop me . . . ."

2- the black mustang taking up 2 parking spaces in the jam packed public pay parking lot. i hope you get a parking ticket since you took up 2 spots, you should pay for 2 spots.

3- the silver honda "SI"" who decided to back into his parking spot .... if you decide to be one of those back in parking spot people .. do so without parking over the parking spot line. .. you basically look like you dont know how to drive even though you drive a "speed car" and have special rims and a cute grippy steering wheel . . . you can buy a spoty car with a mile high spoiler but you cant buy driving skills. people notice.

http://i.imgur.com/8PneRMW.jpg

FRPLG
07-15-2013, 02:20 PM
I have a few today.

1 - to the guy in the black honda tailgating the ambulance as it attempted to weave its way through I95 traffic.

you are an asshole sir. as you speed behind the ambulance you are creating a safety risk as other drivers attempt to re-enter the highway from the shoulder where they puled over to allow the ambulance a speedy and safe passage through rush hour traffic and not for the benefit of some ahole thinking driving a car 60 mph in those conditions is a smart or safe thing to do. why not ask the person in ambulance who was probably injured in a motor vehicle collision how a neck or back injury feels? when an collision does happen at that speed, be sure to call the man's wife and family and tell them "im sorry that your husband didnt make it to work today bc i thought i was being cool. i was just hoping that in that sudden emergency situation everyone would have been extra vigilent and alert after teh ambulance passed to keep an eye out for me as i did 60 mph. i hope he gets better. his caravan was pretty messed up. i think it s totalled. by the way, i will be sure to tell the insurance company that i was merely following the flow of traffic when this crazed minivan came screaming off the shoulder. after all, this is my 3rd collision and i cant afford to have my insurance drop me . . . ."

2- the black mustang taking up 2 parking spaces in the jam packed public pay parking lot. i hope you get a parking ticket since you took up 2 spots, you should pay for 2 spots.

3- the silver honda "SI"" who decided to back into his parking spot .... if you decide to be one of those back in parking spot people .. do so without parking over the parking spot line. .. you basically look like you dont know how to drive even though you drive a "speed car" and have special rims and a cute grippy steering wheel . . . you can buy a spoty car with a mile high spoiler but you cant buy driving skills. people notice.

BTW the "back in parking" deserve a special seat at the dumdum table. They realize it invariably takes you longer to back into a spot than to back out don't they? Meanwhile you're backing in is inconvenient to the other in the parking lot.

MTK
07-15-2013, 02:37 PM
Chico,

Substitute snake for bug in this scenario

http://i.imgur.com/Zz6MfNM.gif

RedskinRat
07-15-2013, 02:40 PM
BTW the "back in parking" deserve a special seat at the dumdum table. They realize it invariably takes you longer to back into a spot than to back out don't they? Meanwhile you're backing in is inconvenient to the other in the parking lot.

What are you doing in a parking lot (other than possibly an ER parking lot) that requires haste whilst parking?

Head in parking means you're backing out into traffic, possibly into one of those morons who treats a parking lot like a racetrack. Backing into a spot means that the area has limited potential for accidents, also allowing you to clearly see your exit from the space. Only a complete ****wit parks head in.

JoeRedskin
07-15-2013, 02:44 PM
Who knew back-in parking v. front-in parking was such the social divider. Just keep it civil guys!

RedskinRat
07-15-2013, 03:26 PM
Who knew back-in parking v. front-in parking was such the social divider. Just keep it civil guys!

Way to sit on the fence, JR!

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