What REALLY grinds your gears?


MTK
07-20-2012, 04:11 PM
But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?

RedskinRat
07-20-2012, 04:20 PM
But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?

Never. I've been winnet*-free for years now using my patented (for the purposes of this thread) method of wet 'n' dry.

Once you try it you'll never go back to old-fashioned tp.





*winnet - fecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

Daseal
07-20-2012, 04:57 PM
I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.

RedskinRat
07-20-2012, 05:07 PM
I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.

Heretic!

MTK
07-20-2012, 06:16 PM
I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.

Yeah always worked for me

The other way just seems ass backwards ;)

Hog1
07-20-2012, 06:46 PM
But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?
Remnants?
PLEASE, training camp......just start!

mooby
07-21-2012, 10:24 PM
I remember SS bringing this up a while ago, but not sure if it was in this thread, and my search didn't help. Either way, the discussion was about wives/gf/family members trying to act knowledgeable about sports. Anyway, me, my friend, my dad, and my dad's gf were at the house today watching the Nats game, when Roger Bernadina singled home Sandy Leon to take the lead, and my dad's gf goes "Ooooh a home run!" lolllll. I had to restrain myself from cracking up on the spot.

Monkeydad
07-23-2012, 09:59 AM
The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.

Ask her what her time is and then tear her down from there.

The hardest-hitting reply would be the pseudo-compliment..."that's not a bad time for someone of your size (or substitute weight)".

I'm not one for insulting fat people out loud, to their faces...but she's asking for it with her attitude.

I remember SS bringing this up a while ago, but not sure if it was in this thread, and my search didn't help. Either way, the discussion was about wives/gf/family members trying to act knowledgeable about sports. Anyway, me, my friend, my dad, and my dad's gf were at the house today watching the Nats game, when Roger Bernadina singled home Sandy Leon to take the lead, and my dad's gf goes "Ooooh a home run!" lolllll. I had to restrain myself from cracking up on the spot.


You should have yelled "TOUCHDOWN!" Everyone else hopefully would have understood. :D

Chico23231
07-24-2012, 01:01 PM
sunburn...damn it sux. used 30 spf and still got effed up on my nose..

JoeRedskin
07-25-2012, 08:59 AM
Getting dissed at work by management - yet again.

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