What REALLY grinds your gears?

My condolences. I have hair everywhere except on top of my head. Hair growing in the ungodliest of places.

I don't mind shaving my head - just wish I could shave it one more time and then be done with it. Some days I just don't have the time to spend an extra 20 min in the shower shaving my dome.

If there was a pill tomorrow with little to no side effects that would grow back my hair, I'd take it in a second. I don't mind having a buzz cut, it sure saves a lot of time and money going to a barber, but it would be nice to just have some options.

If there was a pill tomorrow with little to no side effects that would grow back my hair, I'd take it in a second. I don't mind having a buzz cut, it sure saves a lot of time and money going to a barber, but it would be nice to just have some options.

Yep lol. I would do either one - a pill that either regrows all my hair or removes it completely. None of this cul-de-sac bullshit where it becomes obvious I don't have any hair if I don't shave it every couple of days.

So I'm taking a mandatory Storm Readiness class as I'm an insurance agent. They have spent 2 hours showing us all the premiums collect versus claims paid out. What a waste of my time. I guess at some point they will actually talk about storm readiness.

Note to self: storms = bad for business. Great seminar!

Fantasy football players that celebrate a touchdown in public like their favorite team scored. I'm sitting next to an asshole that is bouncing around like a tweaker with a player on all 3 TVs we can see.

This guy is an asshole in general, I can tell that.

And it's not like he is drunk. He is drinking 7-up. So he's freeloading the Sunday Ticket on top of being an annoying fuck.

I sometimes like playing fantasy football, nothing grinds my gears more then hear someone talk about their team. No one cares but you about your wet dream team, fuck off.

Alone cross fit people are more annoying talking about workouts.

New Years Eve grinds my gears. Young no kids, go party balls to the wall. Great, good for you, Ill Pelosi slow clap in your direction. Go do rails in a bathroom, pee your pants and fuck a fat chick for the both of us.

Kids? Like wtf do you do on NYE with a young one? Watch anderson cooper and crazy annoying lady?

My kid always wants to "party" on NYE. I cant party with you, youre 9 years old. Ill sit there and sip my vodka mule and well play some got damn monopoly and go fish. Maybe get crazy make some smores in the fireplace and a nice chacuterie plate.

And that fucking song everyone tries to sing but no one knows the words to. You just stand there and hum 99% of it until we get to the "tis be forgotten" part.

NYE gotta be the most overrated evening. The last 10 years ive been out once or twice, but staying at home is my go too these days.

I’ll grab a nice bottle of burbon and reflect on the year at home. Probably make some old fashions.

Eat something good

...........................drunk uncle at it again!

My Grandfather used to say that NYE and St. Patty's day are for amateurs

My Grandfather used to say that NYE and St. Patty's day are for amateurs

Whining drunk women and puking rookies who need babysitters