sdskinsfan2001
07-28-2022, 09:15 AM
Co-workers that pass the buck and are just lazy
In the same tone, people at work that won't accept any blame for anything that goes wrong and look for ways to blame someone else.
My company has a lot of this and it drives me nuts.
No one can just say: That was my fault.
Very immature.
SunnySide
07-29-2022, 09:46 AM
Youre in rush hour traffic. 3 lanes going your way. Traffic is backed up all the way to the next intersection youre at. You have a green but you dont enter the intersection bc if the light turns red youd be blocking the intersection ...
the asshole next to you goes up and moves into your lane taking the space you would have been in if you were also an asshole and didnt care if you blocked an intersection.
Chico23231
07-29-2022, 10:11 AM
Girls with a lot of tattoos…pick just one or maybe a second one is allowed if hidden and it’s my name.
sdskinsfan2001
07-29-2022, 11:20 AM
Girls with a lot of tattoos…pick just one or maybe a second one is allowed if hidden and it’s my name.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/98maV70oAqIZtEYqB4/giphy.gif?cid=549b592dyjvvsl13xi8z0pvqs6dk2rp0qgxr a10h59v6kvql&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Oh man, you're crazy. Girls with lots of tattoos are hot as fuck.
SunnySide
07-29-2022, 03:01 PM
https://media4.giphy.com/media/98maV70oAqIZtEYqB4/giphy.gif?cid=549b592dyjvvsl13xi8z0pvqs6dk2rp0qgxr a10h59v6kvql&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Oh man, you're crazy. Girls with lots of tattoos are hot as fuck.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3taYXLxSBOugHHjocB/200w.gif?cid=82a1493b75hg7jfb1qoss287ketlpkz9fmy90 32umbtwfppl&rid=200w.gif&ct=g
Chicks with tan lines are hot as fuck
http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wpid-turkey-tan-lines.jpg
sdskinsfan2001
07-29-2022, 03:13 PM
Oh man, you're crazy. Girls with lots of tattoos are hot as fuck.
Chicks with tan lines are hot as fuck
https://i.gifer.com/MwX6.gif
sdskinsfan2001
08-02-2022, 02:41 PM
Roommate's birthday is tomorrow, so I got her a birthday balloon. Walking towards the apartment with it, it popped off the ribbon somehow and floated away. What an absolute motherfucker.
mooby
08-02-2022, 10:14 PM
Roommate's birthday is tomorrow, so I got her a birthday balloon. Walking towards the apartment with it, it popped off the ribbon somehow and floated away. What an absolute motherfucker.
Give her the ribbon, sit her down and tell her an entertaining story about how once upon a time there was a balloon at the end of it. Ask her what you can do to make up for it. Cue bow-chicka-bow-wow.
SunnySide
08-23-2022, 12:51 PM
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/medium/596244/2261452.jpg
Youre exiting your doctor's office and they have one of those hand sanitizer wall dispensers that you see everywhere out in public. You take your hand and push but nothing comes out bc its empty.
So now, Ive just hand touched exactly where hundreds of other sick people with dirty hands have touched.
Refill those fuckers.
I dont even know why i still trust them. They are all empty. Every single fucking one from here to fucking anywhere.
Like a toddler moron, I see button want to touch button.
SunnySide
08-23-2022, 12:54 PM
Give her the ribbon, sit her down and tell her an entertaining story about how once upon a time there was a balloon at the end of it. Ask her what you can do to make up for it. Cue bow-chicka-bow-wow.
This is probably TMI but it was my birthday last week and I had a helium balloon in my bedroom a few days later. My lady was taking a shower and when she walked into our bedroom i had the _____ tied around my ______ .
We laughed and then _______ .