What REALLY grinds your gears?

Pro tip: try changing the power setting to 70-80% and increasing the time a bit. I found this cooks it a lot more evenly.

Heating something up in the microwave and the outside is blistering hot and the middle is stone cold

For sure. When eating frozen foods you have 2 choices: Burn the roof of your mouth or eat food cold.

Pro tip: try changing the power setting to 70-80% and increasing the time a bit. I found this cooks it a lot more evenly.

Less power??? That doesn't sound American at all lol.

Less power??? That doesn't sound American at at lol.

LMAO, my bad. Increase power to 2000% and pound a Budweiser. That way your mouth can be numb for when you eat your molten lava food ya pussy! :D ;)

LMAO, my bad. Increase power to 2000% and pound a Budweiser. That way your mouth can be numb for when you eat your molten lava food ya pussy! :D ;)

Now that is the most patriotic way I've ever heard to eat a hot pocket in my life. Can't see how that ends in any way besides success.

Now that is the most patriotic way I've ever heard to eat a hot pocket in my life. Can't see how that ends in any way besides success.

IIRC, it was Jim Gaffigan who came up with the best technique to cook Hot Pockets I've ever heard in my life.

Step 1: Unwrap Hot Pocket

Step 2: Place Hot Pocket directly into toilet bowl.

It literally saves so much time and eliminates the middleman :D

IIRC, it was Jim Gaffigan who came up with the best technique to cook Hot Pockets I've ever heard in my life.

Step 1: Unwrap Hot Pocket

Step 2: Place Hot Pocket directly into toilet bowl.

It literally saves so much time and eliminates the middleman :D

That's also a solid method. He's hilarious.

I dont even skateboard ... but fuck kids who take scooters to skate parks.

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Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

Are you bashing my henna tattoos?

I dont even skateboard ... but fuck kids who take scooters to skate parks.

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Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

Fuck those scooter kids