Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

simply

Bros before hoes.

MAN LAW: When leaving a crowded house to go buy beer or food, a man must make at least a minor effort to see if he can pick something up for the others in the house.

Important side note: If you want another man to pick something up for you, make the order simple and have money ready. Be prepared to tag along if you know there will be more beer than one man can carry alone. If you cannot do these things, either go with the original beer/food getter, or just keep your mouth shut. ALSO, if you do go along, do not ask to make any extra stops.

simply

Bros before hoes.

I vote no.

Sounds too gay.

Yeah no idea what it is. Everyone I know loves it. Normally I have a stomach of steel, I can drink draino and not have a problem, but the Yuengling just doesn't taste good to me.

You know at first I actually detested it too. I don't what clicked or when.

Perhaps one day the bartender accidently served me the wrong beer while I was talking to a hot babe sitting next to me, and to avoid looking like a bitch and asking him for the beer of my preference I stomached that shit....the rest is history, I guess.

drink one for me brother, i'll be at work for a while yet

and I've been home for an hour. My job is so easy, no wonder I get paid like shit and still live with the rents.:(

I vote no.

Sounds too gay.
You say what you say but when somone is like no I can't play poker tonight all you say is bros before hoes and that is it, end of discussion and they play poker. Agreed a better phrase could be used.

MAN LAW: When leaving a crowded house to go buy beer or food, a man must make at least a minor effort to see if he can pick something up for the others in the house.

Important side note: If you want another man to pick something up for you, make the order simple and have money ready. Be prepared to tag along if you know there will be more beer than one man can carry alone. If you cannot do these things, either go with the original beer/food getter, or just keep your mouth shut. ALSO, if you do go along, do not ask to make any extra stops.

Man Law!

And "money ready" means at least a $20. No $1s or coins or other girly denominations. Oh, and don't expect any change back. If you don't tag along, anything that doesn't get spent goes toward more beer.

You say what you say but when somone is like no I can't play poker tonight all you say is bros before hoes and that is it, end of discussion and they play poker. Agreed a better phrase could be used.

I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.

I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.

I've got to agree with you here. Unless its a friend you haven't seen in awhile and they're leaving the next day or some shit, go for the hoe, the bros can wait a night. Just don't make a habit of it.

I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.perhaps we should put it to a vote.


the woman will always be available later and if not we all have our late night booty calls that we dont tell our friends about cause she might not be all that but the booty is always willing.