Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

It's time to leave work, but in light of the recent Michael Strahan-Dr. Ian homoeroticism, I hate to make things awkward. But I will anyway. Farewell my dear friends, farewell.

MAN LAW- When annoucing your wedding to your friends/asking them to be a groomsman, the friends have to approve of the girl first.

My friend, who I haven't talked to in a few weeks, called me up yesterday and asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding, which will be this October. Normally I would have no problem with this seeing as I've been in two already this year and I will be another next year, but at least I knew the bride-to-be and could give my seal of approval. However, last night on the phone my buddy wouldn't even tell me this girl's name or how long he's known her (which most likely means that he knocked her up). If I don't approve of her before hand, how can I stamp this union as acceptable?

The only positive is that this friend of mine will be very careful to make sure he's not going to make us miss a home game for the wedding.

Just ask yourself: WWVVCD?

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MAN LAW- When annoucing your wedding to your friends/asking them to be a groomsman, the friends have to approve of the girl first.

My friend, who I haven't talked to in a few weeks, called me up yesterday and asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding, which will be this October. Normally I would have no problem with this seeing as I've been in two already this year and I will be another next year, but at least I knew the bride-to-be and could give my seal of approval. However, last night on the phone my buddy wouldn't even tell me this girl's name or how long he's known her (which most likely means that he knocked her up). If I don't approve of her before hand, how can I stamp this union as acceptable?

The only positive is that this friend of mine will be very careful to make sure he's not going to make us miss a home game for the wedding.

Tell him that he's going to have one vagina the rest of his life now, way to think it through.

MAN LAW- When annoucing your wedding to your friends/asking them to be a groomsman, the friends have to approve of the girl first.

My friend, who I haven't talked to in a few weeks, called me up yesterday and asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding, which will be this October. Normally I would have no problem with this seeing as I've been in two already this year and I will be another next year, but at least I knew the bride-to-be and could give my seal of approval. However, last night on the phone my buddy wouldn't even tell me this girl's name or how long he's known her (which most likely means that he knocked her up). If I don't approve of her before hand, how can I stamp this union as acceptable?

The only positive is that this friend of mine will be very careful to make sure he's not going to make us miss a home game for the wedding.

Do we enact the Bros before hoes Man Law on this one?

WWVVCD = What Would a Vince Vaughn Character Do?

Tell him that he's going to have one vagina the rest of his life now, way to think it through.

Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black.....you're not the far off yourself:)

WWVVCD = What Would a Vince Vaughn Character Do?

"Look at the baby, look at the baby..."

I don't think this has to do with Bros before Hoes, because this kid gets way to into every girlfriend he ever has. He's the King on breaking B.beforeH., but this is to a whole new level. The only thing that will piss me off will be if he says he can't take me to a couple of games because he has to take is wife! I've used up his 4th season ticket for years now, I can't be edged out again for the tang.

Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black.....you're not the far off yourself:)

HAHA! I know...

I'm quoting our hero Vince Vaughn from Old School...