Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

whats that old saying?
liquor before beer, have no fear
beer before liquor, never sicker

words to live by from gibbsisgod:thumb:

HAHA! Nice edit.

I can do a "few" straight shots of 151. Typically, I'm just a beer man. I can drink beer all night, drink gallons of it, and not puke or pass out. If I add ONE shot of anything other than beer however, be prepared for vomit.


Man I am little concerned. You may ask why? Simply because I can drink all night and take shots, Cosmos or whatever in no particular order and feel pretty decent the following morning.

Anyway, Sept 11, whoooo...man, I may have to show face for that one!!

whats that old saying?
liquor before beer, have no fear
beer before liquor, never sicker

words to live by from gibbsisgod:thumb:

I've known that old addage, but if I don't have a huge amount of beer, I can have some liquor. It's all about the balance of the force. If there is no balance the Dark Side comes straight from my gut into someones face.

Man I am little concerned. You may ask why? Simply because I can drink all night and take shots, Cosmos or whatever in no particular order and feel pretty decent the following morning.

Anyway, Sept 11, whoooo...man, I may have to show face for that one!!

Yeah, I'm an all or nothing kind of guy usually. If I'm drinking all night, I'll stick to one thing or another. It'll be beer all night or liquor all night. If I'm turning in at like 2ish, I'll go nuts with both, but if I have it mixed until 4 or 5, it's a guarantee I'm heaving.

man law: no puking on another mans face.

I'll admit that I have been known yak rather easily, but I perfected the old "Puke and Rally." I honestly think that my fat gut gets too full but the rest of my body knows I need room for more drinkin'.

puke and rally.
is that the technical name for it?

puke and rally.
is that the technical name for it?

Yeah, I wish I could take credit for it though. We used to play 1-on1 36 cup beer pong, it's 9 beers a side. There would typically be a mid-game puke break, which probably wasn't the most healthy thing in the world.

Yeah, I wish I could take credit for it though. We used to play 1-on1 36 cup beer pong, it's 9 beers a side. There would typically be a mid-game puke break, which probably wasn't the most healthy thing in the world.
I used to do that playing coed Anchorman. The guys would invariably end up drinking beer by the half pitcher, and we just needed to make space. Sometimes, it was still cold coming out.