Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

OK, to prevent from repeating what most people already know, I got engaged to my now fiancee in December. The story of how it happened follows...

Actually, I'll just PM it to you.

I too enjoy the pointless personal stories of strangers. I don't have AIM at work, but I'd like to hear this nonsense at some point when I'm at home.

OK, just sent the story to 12th, he can forward it to you Grillz if he wants.

Thanks. 12th, if you please...

Thanks. 12th, if you please...

Yes, I'm reading it now - good stuff!

Nice, you can comment on all parts except for maybe the end part of the second email if you want.

Here's a new man law based on a horrible story my dad told me last night

MAN LAW: If you take a massive dump in another person's home, clean up after yourself. That includes the bowl, the seat, the floor, the floor mats, the walls, or where ever else you may have tainted. Seriously, that shit it gross, especially if you're in the other person's house to do work on their AC unit!
You can break this rule only if the person is a mortal enemy and you happen to be dumping in his house.

All I can say is this is totally funny and entertaining. You cats remind me of the movie Hostel!!!

Hahahahahahahaha. I was thinking that when I wrote you about it. We'll be having a huge reunion at opening day, plus like 10 more people.

Here's a new man law based on a horrible story my dad told me last night

MAN LAW: If you take a massive dump in another person's home, clean up after yourself. That includes the bowl, the seat, the floor, the floor mats, the walls, or where ever else you may have tainted. Seriously, that shit it gross, especially if you're in the other person's house to do work on their AC unit!
You can break this rule only if the person is a mortal enemy and you happen to be dumping in his house.

And how. If you gotta' reach yer mitts into the toilet and scrub the stains off, then you better do it.

I prefer to call that the "Nature Hike Rule". Leave things undisturbed and it just how you found it.

And how. If you gotta' reach yer mitts into the toilet and scrub the stains off, then you better do it.

I prefer to call that the "Nature Hike Rule". Leave things undisturbed and it just how you found it.

Nice name, I think that should be the offical title for this Man Law.
My dad's story ended with him having to call a cleaning company and personally buy new floor mats for a new homeowner after one of his contract workers did the unthinkable in a person's brand new home. No wonder my padre always wins customer service awards, I would have laughed at the lady and told her just to tape off that bathroom and pretend nothing ever happened.