Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

MAN LAW: Watch this ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=lazy+ramadi&v=5k3L-_Snu7k
... you have to sign up, I think you can just use a fake email and whatnot.
It's also much funnier if you've seen "Lazy Sunday" from Saturday Night Live, which is only on NBC website I think.

And no conversation in urinals unless it consists of: "So, I banged 10 chicks before I came in here and drank like 24 beers."

Man Law: if someone is dropping his friends off at the pool under no cicumstances are you to ask if he is almost done, no matter how bad you have to go.(my boss did this to me yesterday and i almost kicked his ass)

That makes it retreat back into my body.

i intentionally took 10 extra min. while he paced outside the bathroom. when i walked out the door he looked like he was gonna cry

if its that bad just hover over the wastebasket dude

I would have opened the door a little bit and stuck out a cup and a few pieces of toilet paper for him.

You bring cups with you when you eliminate?

Man Law: stop that

Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass

Yeah, sometimes I like to marvel at the urilogical process in action.