Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

My brother works at Lowe's and said that it looked like a guy's colon exploded in one bathroom. I would have to say that myself as well as the rest of us are probably pretty seasoned shitters, and I cannot remember ANY TIME that the poo in question has gone anywhere except the bowl.

My brother works at Lowe's and said that it looked like a guy's colon exploded in one bathroom. I would have to say that myself as well as the rest of us are probably pretty seasoned shitters, and I cannot remember ANY TIME that the poo in question has gone anywhere except the bowl.

I think that gets into a gray, or dare I say brown, area though. The non-private residence bathroom is sometimes seen as a place where a shitter can just go buck wild and get way to into it. There is usually no regard for the store employees, janitors, other patrons, etc that have to clean up the mess, so there is less hesitation. But when you are in another person's home, that is unacceptable behavior!

The funniest part of my dad's little tale has got to be that the homeowner was particularly pissed off because there was a port-o-potty right outside of her condo building, about 50' away. She asked my dad why he didn't just run outside. My dad pointed to the unGoldy mess in and around the shitter and said, "do you really think whoever did that had the time or sense to run all the way to the jiffy john? It's looks like the guy was a ticking time bomb!"

TMC i feel left out, can 12th send it to me?

TMC i feel left out, can 12th send it to me?

If you haven't read this, you definitely aren't in the know. j/k

Give me till 3ish, and I'll send it to you and AMD - I'm swamped!

i will be waiting patiently.


come-on 3 pm........COME ON CLOCK. tick, tick, tick.

may i add to this law?

when you enter a non-private bathroom and you can hear someone splattering the stall, no laughing, cause we all have been there and understand that its not the most desireable situation.sting hole can be very, very uncomfortable

TMC i feel left out, can 12th send it to me?

Hey, sorry I was at lunch, and yes he can.

may i add to this law?

when you enter a non-private bathroom and you can hear someone splattering the stall, no laughing, cause we all have been there and understand that its not the most desireable situation.sting hole can be very, very uncomfortable

When I was 19 I worked as a maintenance man in a big office building. At least once a week I'd be changing light bulbs or whatever in the bathroom and someone would come in and just explode. I used to think that was the funniest thing in the world, unless of course I just ate lunch.

I say you only laugh if you know who's in the other stall.

My body has a reaction that if someone tries to talk to me when I'm taking a shit, it instantly goes back inside. My poos are very shy and only come out for me. It's like Mr. Hanky.

When I was 19 I worked as a maintenance man in a big office building. At least once a week I'd be changing light bulbs or whatever in the bathroom and someone would come in and just explode. I used to think that was the funniest thing in the world, unless of course I just ate lunch.

I say you only laugh if you know who's in the other stall.Agreed, and if you know who it is you must notify at least 2 other people.