12thMan
06-23-2006, 09:41 AM
Okay, I need everybody to vote on this one - everybody.
What do guys wear to the pool/beach...Bathing suit or swimming turnks?
I say men wear swim trunks.....
Let's enact a Man Law
TheMalcolmConnection
06-23-2006, 09:44 AM
Hell, that Man Law has been enacted since the Middle Ages. ALWAYS swim trunks, bathing suits are for Michael Strahan.
mheisig
06-23-2006, 09:45 AM
Okay, I need everybody to vote on this one - everybody.
What do guys wear to the pool/beach...Bathing suit or swimming turnks?
I say men wear swim trunks.....
Let's enact a Man Law
What about my Speedo?
TheMalcolmConnection
06-23-2006, 09:48 AM
That's for Michael Strahan's boyfriend.
12thMan
06-23-2006, 09:49 AM
What about my Speedo?
What about your Speedo?? What do you call it? Speedo or something else?
ArtMonkDrillz
06-23-2006, 09:54 AM
I have to admit, I've always called it a bathing suit even though it seemed weird to me. So from now on I will man up and go with swim trunks. Thanks for the heads up.
ArtMonkDrillz
06-23-2006, 09:55 AM
All serious, AMD, since you referred to him as a friend and obviously he respects you enough to ask you to stand by his side on what should be the most important day of his life, you need to be there for him. It may not work out for him but he'll make that decsion when it comes. Right now, he's counting on you for your support.
MAN LAW: A true friend will stand by his bro's decision with unfaltering loyalty and buy him a beer if it doesn't work out as planned.
I agree, even though I'm pretty sure he's just trying to help some random girl get a green card or something.
mheisig
06-23-2006, 10:06 AM
I can wear a Speedo seeing as my Man Card is MIA. I wouldn't even have a pocket to keep it in.
Which brings me to another issue: the co-existence of Man Cards and virginity. While I was squeezing out another impressive crap this morning it occured to me that I was under the impression yesterday that I lost both my Man Card AND my virginity all in the same day.
However, this cannot be true. In order to have a Man Card, you can't have your virginity, correct? Thus, Man Cards and virginity can NOT coexist.
Which brings me to this conclusion: since I lost my Man Card, it's entirely possible that I now have my virginity BACK.
Dammit.
TheMalcolmConnection
06-23-2006, 10:08 AM
http://www.aeroplastics.net/John_Isaacs/2004/04_Isaacs_big_shit_R.jpg
Look, I found the sculpture of mheisig's poo.
mheisig
06-23-2006, 10:13 AM
Hmm...I don't recall ever licensing the reproduction of my poo or receiving any royalties.
It might be helpful to superimpose an elephant in that picture in order to provide a sense of scale.