Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

There needs to be clarification with that law. If my buddies are having a drinking night and my fiancee is promising me nookie, I'm going to do my best to get both, but if I DO have to make a choice, I'm picking tang any day of the week.

Well said. I think in general sex with chicks trumps time with guys pretty much all the time. Possible exceptions are sideline tickets to a 'Skins game. However, should Jessica Alba/Scarlet Johansen become available, the escape clause can be activated even in the event of sideline 'Skins tickets.

Yeah, it would have to be a pretty amazing chick (honestly, THEY would have to be pretty amazing CHICKS) for me to skip out on Skins sideline passes. Honestly though, if my fiancee was proposing the menage I'd skip out on a Skins game too! I can always tape it.

Yeah, it would have to be a pretty amazing chick (honestly, THEY would have to be pretty amazing CHICKS) for me to skip out on Skins sideline passes. Honestly though, if my fiancee was proposing the menage I'd skip out on a Skins game too! I can always tape it.

Tape what? lol

HA! Zing. Very nice.

And tape both.

Tape what? lol

:lol:

Seriously, you'd better tape and distribute both. Remember Man Law referencing "Hot Chick Photograph Evidence"

I've posted photographic evidence before. You just have to find it.

At the risk of hijacking yet another thread, I'll say this and only this: It seems as though many girls are all about the thought of the menage (especially my fiancee) BUT it's more of a thought than a possibility.

Man Law: If girls propose the menage, PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH.

I've posted photographic evidence before. You just have to find it.

Dammit...you keep mentioning this photographic proof and I can't find it. I'll have to perform a more thorough search after work.

There needs to be clarification with that law. If my buddies are having a drinking night and my fiancee is promising me nookie, I'm going to do my best to get both, but if I DO have to make a choice, I'm picking tang any day of the week.

Well...the man law is bros before hoes, I wouldn't put one's fiance in that category, per se.

At the risk of hijacking yet another thread, I'll say this and only this: It seems as though many girls are all about the thought of the menage (especially my fiancee) BUT it's more of a thought than a possibility.

Man Law: If girls propose the menage, PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH.

This brings up an interesting point. I propose a man law regarding three ways or a gang bang.

If you and your buddy gang bang a chick, afterward both guys are prohibited from making references about the size, length, diameter of his buddies cock, nor should either guy make any mention of his buddies endurance or lack thereof.