Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

i love beer and bitches.

Thanks for trying to show your manliness PWNED, but you have to HAVE a Man Card first before I can bother confiscating it or before you can worry about trying to keep it.

Once your balls drop we'll go ahead and issue you a Learners Permit Man Card. After a few years of proving yourself you'll get upgraded to a full blown Man Card.

i am more man than youll ever know.

come to the opening day skins game this year. i drive a silver mazda and youll see how much booze i can put down.

'cause nothing says "I'm Manly" like a silver Mazda...

come and see. ill outdrink you. ill outdrink you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll MUAHAH HAAHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

'cause nothing says "I'm Manly" like a silver Mazda...

I was just thinking the same thing. You need a more manly care. For instance, I drive a Ford Taraus and can do 50 sit ups in 5 minutes damnit!

Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 :(. I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.

Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 :(. I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.

Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.

I was just thinking the same thing. You need a more manly care. For instance, I drive a Ford Taraus and can do 50 sit ups in 5 minutes damnit!

it was actually a hint, but you guys take that for what you will.

Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.

your face?