Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

So what is our standing on tearing shirts off our bodies?

if its just for show than i say nay, if its to hurry up and get naked so you can be close to your lady than i say yea

if its just for show than i say nay, if its to hurry up and get naked so you can be close to your lady than i say yeaMan Law.

From saden's "Hit & Run" Law Book:

Law #1:
If you and your girl are done as in the bitch ain't having your babies, don't cockblock your boy. Move on and let him have his turn with her if he wishes.

Law #2:
Don't sell out for pu**y. If it's between a chick and your boy, choose your boy but lie to the chick and have her believe she was choose without hesitation.

Law #3:
Don't try to impress a chick from the get-go. It isn't worth it. It will never be worth it. Always be you.

Rule #4:
Don't send flowers to a chick to get her to go out with you. It just doesn't seem right since you don't even know here.

Law #5:
Before entering any sort of "relationship" let it be know you hate talking on the phone. It's highly encouraged that you ignore your cellphone calls in her presence.

saden's Laws:

Law #1:
If you and your girl are done as in the bitch ain't having your babies, don't cockblock your boy. Move on and let him have his turn with her if he wishes.

Law #2:
Don't sell out for pu**y. If it's between a chick and your boy, choose your boy but lie to the chick and have her believe she was choose without hesitation.

Law #3:
Don't try to impress a chick from the get-go. It isn't worth it. It will never be worth it. Always be you.

Rule #4:
Don't send flowers to a chick to get her to go out with you. It just doesn't seem right since you don't even know here.

Law #5:
Before entering any sort of "relationship" let it be know you hate talking on the phone. It's highly encouraged that you ignore your cellphone calls in her presence.if it wasn't for my job i would not even own a cell phone, that thing is an electronic leash

So you say don't pick up the phone when you are out with a girl. How about if it is your friend. Does it work backwards, if you are doing something with your friends should you not pick up the phone if your girl calls? Is this an OK response?
http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1774

if it wasn't for my job i would not even own a cell phone, that thing is an electronic leash
I do agree however cell phones are great for emergency situations like a car accident and are completely unacceptable to be having a conversation in line (for anything) or while waiting (for dinner, a haircut, etc)

wow, it really must be the offseason :P

MAN LAW: If you sign up for Fantasy Football you must suck it up for the ENTIRE season. You are not allowed to quit.

MAN LAW: If you sign up for Fantasy Football you must suck it up for the ENTIRE season. You are not allowed to quit.

Man Law.

Finish what you start.