Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

I concur. I feel like a girl with a huge rack and small ass is constantly in danger of taking a nose dive if she leans too far forward. Plus, you need the ass to hold on to when you pick the girl up, otherwise the bones just cut your hands and you drop her.

Imbalance is wrong! WRONG!

The actual size is unimportant as long as it's proportional. To me, Pamela Anderson just isn't that hot cause everything's all out of whack.

Man Law: All chicks dubbed "hot" must display appropriate physical balance between rack and ass.

just like a teeter totter. to much on either side and you could really hurt yourself!

Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff.

Oh but I do. You gotta have SOME taste and discernment.

This is similar to arguements that I've gotten into over the fact that there is a distinct difference between good big boobs and big-fat boobs.

Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff.true... but... if we had to choose, balance is the key to hap-penis

true... but... if we had to choose, balance is the key to happenis

HAHA! Did you mean to spell happiness that way because it looks likes a combination of happy and peni...you know what I'm mean. Having a happenis is the key to this discussion, right?

HAHA! Did you mean to spell happiness that way because it likes a combination of happy and peni...you know what I'm mean. Having a happenis is the key to this discussion, right?thats right, i did some editing.

All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.