Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

Man Law: When at the bar with your buddies, by no means whatsoever do you order any kind of wine, frozen drinks, or anything that will get you busted for being a pansy.

And for those ordering frozen margaritas...man up and drink one on the rocks.

When driving:

-make sure your blinker is off after merging
-only drive in the fast lane if your going fast (80+)
-do not throw your lit cigarette butt out the window
-use your signal everytime

Never use chat room grammar on a discussion board! No wut i mean!

Man Law: When at the bar with your buddies, by no means whatsoever do you order any kind of wine, frozen drinks, or anything that will get you busted for being a pansy.

And for those ordering frozen margaritas...man up and drink one on the rocks.

I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?

I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?

Red Stripe, my friend, for tropical locations

I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?i am in agreement with the amendment, but only if you insist they remove the umbrella

Someone brought this up in another thread.

Man Law: Don't mention hot women unless you're prepared to post pics of said hot women.

Ah yes, I like to call it "Mheisig's Law"

Red Stripe, my friend, for tropical locationsis that shit any good? the commercials always make me laugh


HOORAY BEER!!

i am in agreement with the amendment, but only if you insist they remove the umbrella

Man Law: Only if you remove the umbrella.

In public restrooms never take the urinal next to another man unless all other urninals are taken.

A-MEN! An amendment to this Man Law is that even if you DO leave the 1-urinal buffer zone, there is ABSOLUTELY no talking under ANY circumstances while urinating.

In fact, let's just go ahead and make a new Man Law altogether: If you're dong is out, no talking to other guys. Period. I don't care if you see something potentially deadly, the roof is about to collapse, or there's a giant spider crawling up the guys leg, you shut the hell up and wait 'till everything is zipped.