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mheisig 06-15-2006, 12:18 PM Just make sure to squirt a little soap in the sink afterwards and it's all good. Depending on the height of the sink it can be difficult for those of "small stature." Fortunately I'm built like a hose so reaching a high sink with my johnson has never been a problem. Warpath 06-15-2006, 12:22 PM No, that's not a college thing I did this at home last night. Who are you the polygamist grandfather (Frank Harlow) from HBO's Big Love http://www.hbo.com/img/core_template/spacer.gif Warpath 06-15-2006, 12:24 PM MAN LAW: No pissing in another persons home sink. mheisig 06-15-2006, 12:34 PM MAN LAW: No pissing in another persons home sink. But what if I really gotta go and the bathroom is full or too far away??? 12thMan 06-15-2006, 12:36 PM Who are you the polygamist grandfather (Frank Harlow) from HBO's Big Love http://www.hbo.com/img/core_template/spacer.gif Close... Warpath 06-15-2006, 12:48 PM But what if I really gotta go and the bathroom is full or too far away??? Go outside. mheisig 06-15-2006, 12:51 PM Go outside. What if it's cold and I get shrinkage? gibbsisgod 06-15-2006, 12:53 PM i left for about 15 hours and i got like 6 pages to catch up on. amd, nice job noticing the seinfeld reference. make me an offer i cant refuse! ArtMonkDrillz 06-15-2006, 04:01 PM Yesterday I forgot to share a story on why I feel really strongly about not talking at a urinal (although I do break this from time to time at a sporting event, at least I ALWAYS keep my eyes forward). About a month or two ago I was at a bar after a softball game and I needed to piss, so mosey on over to the smalles bathroom on the face of the Earth. This thing was so small that if someone was using one of the urinals and you needed to get by you would practically bump into him, so that was uncomfortable enough. Anywho, I'm taking a long awaited piss at the second stall, furthest from the door, so some old creepy drunk guy walks in. As soon as he whips it out and starts to go he quickly looks over at me and smiles. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to read the sports page tapped to the wall. So this guy says the strangest joke I've ever heard. I've stayed up atnight trying to figure it out, and now I think it's some DaVinci Code, CIA shit or something.... He says... "Two guys are jogging across the Golden Gate bridge when one guy says to the other, 'I've got to take a piss,' and he starts to go over the edge. The other guy is annoyed, but realizes that he has to go too, so he starts to go over the edge too. The first guy looks at his friend and says 'Man, this water is deep,' and the second guy responds, 'Yeah, and it's cold too!'" With that the creepy dude started to laugh hysterically. I ran out of the bathroom, pants around my ankles and tears running down my face! Ok, I made that last part up, but the rest is true. From now on, I will pretend I am alone while pissing no matter what. MAN LAW! gibbsisgod 06-15-2006, 04:05 PM it seems to me that alot of people are not up to speed on their bathroom etiquette. parents, teach your children about these important subjects cause this is info that they need. | |
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