Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

So you say don't pick up the phone when you are out with a girl. How about if it is your friend. Does it work backwards, if you are doing something with your friends should you not pick up the phone if your girl calls? Is this an OK response?
http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1774sorry, i cant access that at work but i have a theory on that.

when i used to date( im married now) i felt as if i was paying for there undivided attention. if i was treating a girl out to dinner and she got a call on her cell (and she answered it)i would excuse myself (say i have to use the restroom) and then i would go to my car and leave. This may seem extreme but i'm not paying for your dinner so you can talk to your freinds on the phone. cause i know they are asking about me.its either her girlfriends or the guy she is going to meet up with after she gets a free meal out of me. i have done this twice in my life and it really gets through to them. i even had one girl call me the next day and SHE appolgized to me!!!!this is the woman i eventually married.
and it goes both ways, when i was being treated i would turn my phone off.its a respct thing and i think a woman who does that is very disrespctful.

this is straight out of Leykis 101, and believe me , it works

[The video is the one i posted before. See if it works now http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1774 EDIT: wooops, you said at work. Well some kid is talking on a phone with a girl when he should be playing basketball with his friends. His friend says this to the camara and comes up behind him and throws the basketball at the back of his head. The kid falls down.

You walked out on a girl for using a cell phone, she appologized to you and then you end up marrying her. There is much we can learn from you.

This law might be drastic. Walk out on women who talk on the phone when out with you?

Just if they answer or is there a time limit.

the first was a blind date and she was hot. i was really into her and about 25 min. into the date she gets a call. i didnt think much of it at first until she started saying stuff like "i'll tell you later", and "yeah, i'll see you in a little bit".
i asked her who that was and she said "nobody".
i had plans to tak this girl to a movie and maybe get some when it was all said and done.(maybe i was fooling myself).the phone rang again 10 min. later and she was like, "yeah were almost done here". thats when i excused myself , stopped by the front desk and paid the check and just left that bitch there.

[The video is the one i posted before. See if it works now http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1774 EDIT: wooops, you said at work. Well some kid is talking on a phone with a girl when he should be playing basketball with his friends. His friend says this to the camara and comes up behind him and throws the basketball at the back of his head. The kid falls down.

You walked out on a girl for using a cell phone, she appologized to you and then you end up marrying her. There is much we can learn from you.

This law might be drastic. Walk out on women who talk on the phone when out with you?

Just if they answer or is there a time limit.i would say that if she would answer the phone it should be short but sweet. maybe a "can i call yuo back, i am with someone right now", that would be fine but none of that talking about you in code shit. that gets on my nerves!!!

You walked out on a girl for using a cell phone, she appologized to you and then you end up marrying her. There is much we can learn from you.


.there is more to the story but lets just say it was very close in time that the other bitch did this to me and they were aquaintences. i thought she was trying to play me and i eventually appologized to my future wife.i really liked this girl and had to do some major grovelling to get her to give me a second chance.

the first was a blind date and she was hot. i was really into her and about 25 min. into the date she gets a call. i didnt think much of it at first until she started saying stuff like "i'll tell you later", and "yeah, i'll see you in a little bit".
i asked her who that was and she said "nobody".
i had plans to tak this girl to a movie and maybe get some when it was all said and done.(maybe i was fooling myself).the phone rang again 10 min. later and she was like, "yeah were almost done here". thats when i excused myself , stopped by the front desk and paid the check and just left that bitch there.

I have a good book for you. No this is no joke, I do not read either but a friend gave this to me. All I have to say is at least read the description to find out what its about before you completely throw it away...
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0806527285.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V50388933_.jpg
Book Description
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction Actual reader feedback:
"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"
"Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it."
"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."
"I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

the first was a blind date and she was hot. i was really into her and about 25 min. into the date she gets a call. i didnt think much of it at first until she started saying stuff like "i'll tell you later", and "yeah, i'll see you in a little bit".
i asked her who that was and she said "nobody".
i had plans to tak this girl to a movie and maybe get some when it was all said and done.(maybe i was fooling myself).the phone rang again 10 min. later and she was like, "yeah were almost done here". thats when i excused myself , stopped by the front desk and paid the check and just left that bitch there.well played

i would say that if she would answer the phone it should be short but sweet. maybe a "can i call yuo back, i am with someone right now", that would be fine but none of that talking about you in code shit. that gets on my nerves!!!

Settled. A woman talks in code about you on a phone while you are paying for her night, you excuse yourself and walk out.

MAN LAW.

I have a good book for you. No this is no joke, I do not read either but a friend gave this to me. All I have to say is at least read the description to find out what its about before you completely throw it away...
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0806527285.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V50388933_.jpg
Book Description
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction Actual reader feedback:
"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"
"Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it."
"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."
"I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."
I've seen that book before.

im not a bad guy, i'm just not gonna get played without having the last word