Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

the first was a blind date and she was hot. i was really into her and about 25 min. into the date she gets a call. i didnt think much of it at first until she started saying stuff like "i'll tell you later", and "yeah, i'll see you in a little bit".
i asked her who that was and she said "nobody".
i had plans to tak this girl to a movie and maybe get some when it was all said and done.(maybe i was fooling myself).the phone rang again 10 min. later and she was like, "yeah were almost done here". thats when i excused myself , stopped by the front desk and paid the check and just left that bitch there.


You f'ing paid? Man, that bitch sounded like she was dying to ditch you and you paid? Let me tell you something my friend, she was definitely trying to hit you and run. Tell me you at least went Dutch...tell me you didn't just ran and hit her back.

The first thing I do is take out my cell phone, turn it off and let it be known I'm turning it off. It's all subliminal and if she doesn't turn hers of and answers her phone on top of it you best walk on that date.

On a side note, my bro broke up with this girl he was seeing for 5 months one night cause she put him on hold. I guess she did that before. As the old saying goes, disrespect me once shame on you, disrespect me twice shame on me.

I stopped paying attention for awhile and people started writing too much. I went to public school, I can't read all that stuff.

Anyways, BSB has to fight his friend and then they can't stay mad at eachother after that. It doesn't have to be a real fight, but at least one person needs to be choked to the point that their face turns red. This fight should take place at the tailgate for the first pre-season game, and it should be recorded and boardcast here on the Warpath. That's just my opinion.

Man Law: if a man buys a round for a group of guys at a bar, each guy in the group owes him a round. This should continue for as long as needed so that every guy is repaid for every beer/shot he purchased. If it is someone's birthday, he gets a free round.

You f'ing paid? Man, that bitch sounded like she was dying to ditch you and you paid? Let me tell you something my friend, she was definitely trying to hit you and run. Tell me you at least went Dutch...tell me you didn't just ran and hit her back.

The first thing I do is take out my cell phone, turn it off and let it be known I'm turning it off. It's all subliminal and if she doesn't turn hers of and answers her phone on top of it you best walk on that date.

On a side note, my bro broke up with this girl he was seeing for 5 months one night cause she put him on hold. I guess she did that before. As the old saying goes, disrespect me once shame on you, disrespect me twice shame on me.sorry saden, i paid the entire bill and didnt even get to finish my meal but that bitch had to find her own ride home and it was like a 30 min drive. i have never seen this girl again but i hope she had to call a cab cause it was probably more expensive than the meal she got.

being from seattle yuo probably have heard of tom leykis. that is where i got most of my dating advice from and believe me that man knows his stuff.

Gibbs, nice Seinfeld reference. Maybe I should try to make an offer so I can be mentioned in two peoples' signatures.

I left the thread for a few hours, but I've just caught up on all the girly whining in here and I propose a new Man Law: No bitchin' about "relationships" with other guys. In fact, don't call them "relationships."

Your bro ditched you and your spring break week for some chick - waah. Maybe if you tell him about how you feel and what you wrote in your Friend's Forever Journal, or threaten to not give back the sweater you borrowed, he might apologize and you can hug, make up, and have a good healthy cry.

Just go out in the backyard, have a good ol' fashioned rumble and be done with it. 'Nuff bitchin.

first direct me to where I said "relationship" and for your information he said I could keep the jacket to remind me of him. Gosh.

Man Law: If your girlfriend makes you watch brokeback mountain, dont let your friends are anybody else know about it.

I still think we need to capsulize bros before hoes into a man law. Lots of back and forth, really good stuff mind you, but no man law was enacted. Or was there?

What should be the minimum dollar amount borrowed and not repaid to a friend for it not to be worth losing the friendship.

I still think we need to capsulize bros before hoes into a man law. Lots of back and forth, really good stuff mind you, but no man law was enacted. Or was there?

There needs to be clarification with that law. If my buddies are having a drinking night and my fiancee is promising me nookie, I'm going to do my best to get both, but if I DO have to make a choice, I'm picking tang any day of the week.